DISTRACTION

Yell out distraction at the top of your lungs to get out of any situation

Jason: Hey Bob can you help me move a washing machine into my attic?
Bob: DISTRACTION!
Jason: What?
Bob has left and is nowhere to be seen

by radioturtle November 4, 2017

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DISTRACT

you have been distracted

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Long distance error

Ogling a chick from a distance, to discover upon closer inspection that she's a butterface.

Kurt: So, did you talk to that chick?
Ron: No way man, she was a long distance error.

by Jack February 12, 2005

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psychadelic distributer

1) Drug dealer or Street Pharmacist.

2) A dealer who usually deals marijuana and psyhadelics, such as acid and shrooms.

I hear Adam is no longer a Psychadelic Distributer.

by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

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Brim distance defines how far away from another man's face you can get, before it's considered "homo". When you're in a fight, and two men get "all up in each other's face", they can only get so close, before it gets intimate. This distance is measured by "brim distance". If you are wearing a hat (59fifty is recommended for maximum distance) and your brim is touching the other man's forehead, then that's within brim distance and "no homo". However, if you are any close than brim distance, it just became sexual.

Person 1: What did you just call me!?!?
Person 1: *Gets up in the other man's face*
Person 2: Wow wow wow, you just got way close than brim distance man. Chill out with that, it's gettin' creepy.

by Conor Davidson May 31, 2009

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