detfig

This is 'gifted' backwards, and is an adjective reserved for:
1. the peculiar variety of being lame that occurs among intellectually 'gifted' people who should know better. Used jokingly between fellow gifted people (usu. friends).
2. those who are actually very stupid (as in, the complete opposite of being gifted). A derogatory term very occasionally used for these people by the gifted ones, in times of extreme frustration or need.

1. Two jovial yet geeky classmates approach the library with handfuls of textbooks. One pushes against the entrance door which clearly reads "PULL". The other may comment: "Detfig!"

2. Moronic workmate insists on doing it his way, which obviously will not work. The gifted colleague may mutter: "So fucking DETFIG!"

by Weaserl & Monkey (tm) October 10, 2005

detectorist

A person who uses a metal detector to find coins or gold in the dirt.

My detectorist buddy found some coins at the beach.

by J. Moses August 27, 2007

detcetorp

Essentially; "protected" backwards. Also, an up and coming IRC channel in the irchighway.net Network

It is disputed among the members how it is pronounced. For some its:

"det-ce-torp" (det-see-torp)

Whereas for other members it's:

"det-cet-orp" (det-set-orrp)

Frankly, nobody cares.

"Those bastards at detcetorp banned me again!"

by c.ran January 11, 2009

detective work

group sex

Hey there; do you and your friends want to come back to my van and do some detective work?

by Jean Genet Ramsey October 21, 2008

Detective Dumbfuck

1. What you call someone who just stated the obvious
2. Someone who is one of the dumbest people you know.

Hey, Detective Dumbfuck, come here.

by Professor Pseudonym March 31, 2011

Deturtilization

The act of undoing a turtle to a backpack.

Turtlee: MAN! I've been turtled....
Teacher: Alright, guys help him in his deturtilization process.
Class: *groans* FINE.

by MayJumbDeb January 29, 2012

Dethan

Pairing of Danny and Alpha werewolf twin Ethan on the MTV show Teen Wolf.

Danny: "They make me feel like a survivor."
Ethan: “I really hope you are."
*makeout sesh*

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Person: OMG! Did you see the Dethan scenes last night on teen wolf!! UNNFF!

by derekhale August 18, 2013