King Dong

The act in which the male smacks his partner over the head with his "King Dong". This is usually proformed after long tiering sex where the females cunt is hanging low.

(A 10" penis is required for this act that weighs atleast 3lb.)

Beatting your partner down with your penis after sex. Therefore king donging them.

by Miss Histerectamy December 7, 2007

Ding Dong

What you say when you see a good looking bloke/woman

Ding Dong, he's a bit of alright

by Ashers September 4, 2003

ba-dong

When a male animal's, usu. human's, flaccid penis is struck by the outside extremity of someone else's finger ("flicked") for reasons other than sexual (i.e recreation, revenge, etc.). A synonim is "dick flick".

I believe you will suffer from a ba-dong, since you drank all the beer I bought.

by Maxwell Fartfoop December 12, 2003

dong smoke

insult to one who loves the cock. Inserting a penis into your mouth in a cigar manor.

Putt, you are such a dong smoke

by JPIZZLE December 13, 2004

Dong Zhuo

A total retard >____< Fat-ass piece of poo that tried to take over China before the Three Kingdoms Era...repulsive, ambitious...extremely ugly o_O And probably perverted too! =P

My god, you're as fat as Dong Zhuo!

by White Dagger October 24, 2003

Ding dong

Ding dong usually means that someone is calling you stupid or and idiot

Ashley you are a ding dong

by Dolphins May 22, 2015

Ding Dong

What the penis is called when a man smackes it across a women's face while she is performing oral sex. The left cheek is the ding, and the right cheek is the dong.

He slapped his ding dong across her face.

by CB June 27, 2003