Full Diaper

I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.

"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."

by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022

Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.

Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.

by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022

Coochie diaper

Slang for slang for pad

I just got my period can you grab me a Coochie diaper

by Dempster January 17, 2022

big shitty diaper

oh no guys i shitted in my diaper big shit nazi man hitler

guy 1: hey guys have you listened to suprx’s new song?
guy 2: no, cuz his music is big shitty diaper

by grug frim tha cruds November 19, 2020

Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.

I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.

by Diggitydo January 4, 2021

poop pants no diaper

funny???????

poop pants no diaper is funny????????????

by Zecter April 6, 2021

crockpot diaper

A used, soiled diaper that you forget about and leave in a hot car, in a diaper bag, or somewhere else where the aromas get to develop.

My wife changed the babies poopy diaper and then forgot about it in the back of the car… opened the car after a long-hot day at work to a fully cooked crockpot diaper. The air was fillled with an amazing bouquet of fully cooked baby poop.

by rsablue December 22, 2024