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Diaper Principle

The Diaper Principle is like a “poo-tastic” metaphor for how some workplaces handle mistakes. 🩴💩 It’s when management, in response to one person’s blunder, makes everyone wear a metaphorical diaper to prevent future mishaps. In other words, instead of dealing with the real issue, they make everyone suffer the consequences of one person’s mess!
Guess what? Karen spilled coffee on her keyboard, and now we all have to attend a ‘how not to spill coffee’ workshop!”
Employee 2: “OMG, that’s the Diaper Principle in full swing! Can’t believe they’re diapering us for Karen’s coffee catastrophe!
by anonymous July 22, 2023
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Molested diaper

When your pureed diet causes you to violently shit your adult diaper.
Damn it smells like Johns wearing a Molested diaper.
by Tan Stan September 28, 2023
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Presidential Diaper

A presidential diaper is a diaper you use when you become president
Old President: I'm free i don't have to wear these presidential diapers
New president: Now I get to wear these Presidential Diapers
by School is the worst October 24, 2022
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Full Diaper

I. When you observe a female's ass through any of the following:

a. Yoga pants/Gym pants
b. Pair of Jeans
c. Swimsuit Bottoms (1 & 2 Piece)
d. Sweatpants
e. Daisy Dukes
f. Any other tight-fitting, thin material

At which point you notice a lot of buldging and lumps trying to escape the underwear underneath; hence the large mass closely resembles a fully loaded diaper.
"Babe, don't look now, but that lady over there has a full diaper."
by Spitthetroof January 3, 2022
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Road Diaper

Rare item worn by long haul drivers so they can save time by not stopping to go to the bathroom.

A true Road Diaper, is a singular item, the wearer useses, watches it (if they want) then reuseses.

Road Diapers can also be used to store items, such as whiskey bottles or long barrel revolvers.
Eddie check into his motel room, took off his road diaper, washed it in the si k and then got piss drunk.
by Gluten-free since 93 January 10, 2022
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Coochie diaper

Slang for slang for pad
I just got my period can you grab me a Coochie diaper
by Dempster January 17, 2022
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full diaper

This is the term for when someone vomits while still wearing their mask.
Tom had a full diaper after he got sick and started puking on the plane.
by Random_Wordz January 24, 2022
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