cryptoface

Cryptoface is one of the most popular financial traders that livestreams on Youtube. The world record holder of the most profitable Bitcoin / Financial trade ever livestreamed within a 24 hour period using his own funds. A true leader of the people, Cryptoface is unique because he leads his people thru the ups and the downs of trading. Unafraid to show when he has a loss makes him one of the very few legit traders in the scene. He wore a mask 3 years before covid because he despises fame and for the same reason every superhero does. Because when you build great empires and do good in the world, evil and government seek to bring it down.

Long live the king Cryptoface.

by CasaDelAmigo March 8, 2021

cryptique

Similar to a critic (critical message), a cryptique is a cryptic message.

Perhaps I should include some sort of cryptique.

by toothpickbandit July 13, 2010

Crypt Monkey

Loser Goth types that are obsessed with death and partying at cemeteries. Usually spout out useless crap about the end of the world and worship Edgar Allen Poe. They talk about visiting Jim Morrison's crypt in Paris. Crypt Monkeys are prone to apply for jobs digging graves or selling cemetery plots. They always wear black and have cheap ink tattoos they give themselves. They live at home with their depressed, alcoholic mothers and listen to My Chemical Romance and think it's music.

That pathetic crypt monkey got thrown out of the mausoleum again after aimlessly wandering through the halls drunk at midnight.

by Sportsguy1991 April 18, 2013

criptonic

crip and chronic at the same time. if something is criptonic, it's basically the coolest shit ever. coined by stoners who (a) are white enough to use crip as a compliment, and (b) use chronic, generally a descriptor of weed, as a synonym for great.

dude, that cake is fucking criptonic
shit bro those waves were criptonic today

by imalwaysrighttho December 9, 2014

crypt robber

A person who dates or is in a relationship with someone significantly younger than he/she/they are.

Wow, that Jordan. What a crypt robber. That old guy must be twice her age.

by Pelican Man July 9, 2016

Crypthoe

A hoe that sells goods (or booty) in exchange for crypto.

“I met up with a crypthoe last night and we awkwardly waited 10 minutes for the bitcoin transaction to confirm before we could shag.”

by queen_crypto May 28, 2018

cryptocoin

Kinda like investing in electronic stocks that the easiest way to obtain is to whore out your machine's hardware. Currently infested with hardcore nerds with several $1000+ machines and 15 year olds with inadequate hardware hardware getting .00000014BTC/day and being excited about it
The most well known are Bitcoin, LiteCoin and Feathercoin.

Nerd 1 : "Did you see the way that cryptocoins have raised in value over the last couple of days?"
Nerd 2 : "I know, it's gone up $400 in 3 days!"
Average Computer Literate Person : "What the hell are you talking about?"

by itchy_robot December 12, 2013