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count dronkula

someone with red wine stains on their lips. Looks a bit like they've been drinking blood.
"Look out mate, you're turning into Count Dronkula"
"Oh shit, ta man" wipes off stains
by OriginalNiffer December 28, 2008
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Count

Then get counting science-bitch!
Hym "If the studies don't already exist... Do the fucking studies then! Get a head-count of who's doing all the fucking, get a dick measurement, and acknowledge the the fact that you conflate FUCKING and RELATIONSHIPS for the sake of your argument. Because the studies that there ARE show that for 'short term mating selection' it's <6. That's who's having all the short term success. Stop bring up RELATIONSHIPS. Nobody give a fuck about a relationship. And I don't need evidence if 'I have reasons that justify the proposition.' Do the study! Get a count of who's having all the sex. Get a dick measurement. Get a count of the woman who have a preference their selection is based upon. And then experience being wrong."
by Hym Iam October 8, 2023
mugGet the Countmug.

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
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Count Meme Lord

1. Someone who takes Memes way too far
2. A MemeLord with a high opinion of themselves to the point they exalt or profit from their own memes
3. Someone who is hilarious or a weird person that obsesses over memes
4. Any persons who are a living meme
5. A Meme god who has incarnated into human form but still somehow remains a meme.
I will never forget that Count Meme Lord because he wouldn't shut up about the meme of the day.
by Nude Monkey June 6, 2022
mugGet the Count Meme Lordmug.

Ocho Counting

When you know you aren’t making par, so you count when you start putting and miraculously make a birdie.
Yeah, you got a double. Somehow I got an eagle on the par 3. Must’ve used Ocho Counting on that.
by Clardaddy July 26, 2023
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