conehead

a Bishop (or Archbishop) in the Catholic Church, referring to the characteristic headgear they wear (aka the miter), and possibly also to definition #1 as an important characteristic for conehead. Honestly, the first time I heard this definition of conehead was from a Catholic Priest.

The coneheads are gathering in Rome to see who gets elected Pope.

by Wyeth Again February 24, 2013

pissing contest

1. when two or more males gather around a toilet and urinate, "sword fighting" with their piss stream. The winner is declared when he is the last one pissing.

I challenge you to a pissing contest!

by C-bo July 14, 2004

content chick

An annoying old bipolar troll who talks about sex constantly,needs constant attention and insults people half her age for no reason. Pronounced CONtent chick.

"Why is she trolling people on a message board for people half her age and then offering graphic sexual advice? She thinks she's interesting, but she's just a content chick."

by contentchick666 January 17, 2008

Contemporaneous

Living at the same time

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together

by Disteny April 9, 2003

contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.

Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.

by Neubigmac February 3, 2017

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016