Conteh 

A Conteh is an African priest/pastor. When children are confessing their sins in the confession room to him, he locks the door behind them with a special key without them knowing. Then he brutally assaults and rapes these children before releasing them again.

Child: Please let me out sir.
Conteh: You will not leave this room, without kissing my cock.

Conteh by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 8, 2019

Joseph conteh 

Joseph conteh is the gayest man you will ever see he likes looking at gay chocolate cake and sucking fat cocks

Joseph just sucked me off Joseph conteh just gave me the best head

Joseph conteh by Your mom is pretty hot July 15, 2022

Table of Contents 

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.

Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.

Table of Contents by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

non-content 

A word coined by wowcrendor of YouTube. Basically means: content that isn't actually content, which actually makes it content.

Guy 1: Dude look at this sweet new video by wowcrendor!

Guy 2: Nice, that is some high quality non-content.

non-content by Yangarang July 4, 2014

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them

Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content

Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

For Content 

A statement used on the internet for something that's usually unacceptable in normal society, but is excused because it is for the purpose of a Youtube Video.

Dude 1: "Bruh you should go fight that dude for content, it will make the video much more interesting"
Dude 2: "Bruh imma get my a$$ whooped tho"
Dude 1 "Even better! That's a million views!"

For Content by Doc Up September 3, 2021

content cop 

Former police officer (Content cop, also known as iDubbbz) who brings justice to the Youtube community. He researches everything he needs against the victim and then roasts the shit out of them (while doing it calm and clever). Mainly the victims are cancerous or useless content creators who most of the people don't like.

Guy: Hey do you know TechRax?
Me: Bro, he got arrested by the Content cop, of course I know him
Guy: *thinking of something clever* Oh yeah.......well.....you're a faggot

content cop by Child-support man March 12, 2017