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A Conteh is an African priest/pastor. When children are confessing their sins in the confession room to him, he locks the door behind them with a special key without them knowing. Then he brutally assaults and rapes these children before releasing them again.
Child: Please let me out sir.
Conteh: You will not leave this room, without kissing my cock.
Conteh by UrNansCrustyFlipFlop November 8, 2019

Joseph conteh 

Joseph conteh is the gayest man you will ever see he likes looking at gay chocolate cake and sucking fat cocks
Joseph just sucked me off Joseph conteh just gave me the best head

Table of Contents 

A complex chart consisting of dates, page numbers, topics, etc. that math and science teachers enjoy making you do. Your teacher will harp at you to write down the table of contents every day and threaten your grade if you don't. It is intended to be useful, but for the most part, it's not.
Teacher, glaring at your paper: Have you done the table of contents for today?
You: N-n-no?
Teacher: *eyebrows raise* You have to do the table of contents every day! Minus 10 classwork points.
Table of Contents by Falling Upward February 21, 2020

non-content 

A word coined by wowcrendor of YouTube. Basically means: content that isn't actually content, which actually makes it content.
Guy 1: Dude look at this sweet new video by wowcrendor!

Guy 2: Nice, that is some high quality non-content.
non-content by Yangarang July 4, 2014

Cactus content 

Poking fun of someone; annoy them
Beerbongjohn hated to be associated with fish content so now he will be connected to cactus content
Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020

For Content 

A statement used on the internet for something that's usually unacceptable in normal society, but is excused because it is for the purpose of a Youtube Video.
Dude 1: "Bruh you should go fight that dude for content, it will make the video much more interesting"
Dude 2: "Bruh imma get my a$$ whooped tho"
Dude 1 "Even better! That's a million views!"
For Content by Doc Up September 3, 2021

content cop 

Former police officer (Content cop, also known as iDubbbz) who brings justice to the Youtube community. He researches everything he needs against the victim and then roasts the shit out of them (while doing it calm and clever). Mainly the victims are cancerous or useless content creators who most of the people don't like.
Guy: Hey do you know TechRax?
Me: Bro, he got arrested by the Content cop, of course I know him
Guy: *thinking of something clever* Oh yeah.......well.....you're a faggot
content cop by Child-support man March 12, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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