lip lock alarm clock

when yo bitch wakes you up by sucking yo cock

Yo, this morning Chelle woke me up with a hummer, the lip lock alarm clock!

by Natedogg420 December 24, 2008

Clock Spider

Clock Spider, God to all, was once photographed coming out from behind a clock. Defeater of Lime Cat, with its ninth leg in the sky, Clock Spider reigns supreme.

However, Clock Spider recently had a vision, of ANOTHER spider. The Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider, rumored to have been captured and released in Cabo San Lucas, that has the ability to move so fast that it can alter the space-time continuum.

Will the Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider team up with Clock Spider to vanquish Lime cat once an for all?

Will Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider double cross Clock Spider and side with Limecat to defeat Closk Spider?  

Or, will the Cheesy Hotel Painting Spider use its Ludicrous Speed to travel back in time before Clock Spider lost his ninth leg, therefor altering history as we know it?

The mighty Clock Spideris rumored to own a set of the Ronco Showtime Stainless Steel Stamped 20-Piece Knife set

by TJGUYBRI January 21, 2010

shirtless o'clock

A very specific time of the night when the crazy drunk boys you're hanging out with decide to remove their shirts seductively, yelling, "Does anybody know what time it is...? o yah!!! its shirtless o'clock!"

All the boys shouted, "It's shirtless o'clock!"

by Shayna007 August 23, 2006

Clock Crew

A group of flash movie artists whose idea was based around a wordNewgrounds/word
figure named Strawberry Clock.

Did you see that new Clock Crew movie? It ruled!

by Falconrath August 9, 2003

chookees

a pet name for a significant other; a term of endearment used for a loved one; usually directed to the individual and not in reference to the person; also can be used when calling a small child but mostly is used in a conversation with your soulmate or current mate

Chookees, let's go to the store and buy some pickles.

by Mette February 25, 2004

chook pecker

One who is slow and incompetent at typing.

MSN conversations with John take hours; he's a real chook pecker.

by And Prowse October 31, 2004

cloak of honesty

The Cloak of Honesty is an attempt to use truth to protect yourself from the underlying reality of a situation.

You may be seeing someone who feels much more for you than you do for them. By telling them upfront and being very direct that you are not interested in a relationship, and that physical contact will not lead to commitment, technically you are being truthful and honest. However, if you continue physical contact, knowing full well that you are building expectations in their mind despite your words to the contrary, you are "hiding under the cloak of honesty" when you try to convince yourself and others that you are not, in fact, doing anything wrong.

by Charlie O'Donnell March 12, 2005