Clonking

Repeatedly hitting your penis with a hammer/heavy object preferably on an anvil or metal surface

"I'm going to go clonk, Jared."

"I'm clonking right now, Jared."

by Freak Wizard May 24, 2025

clojoe

two people who are dating, very sexy and very funny. just know that they are always freaking

wow look at that clojoe, they should put some clothes on

by Majestic Miso May 26, 2025

Cloobed

To be beaten up or killed, synonymous with “clobbered.” Typically in a video game.

“Dude that guy just totally cloobed me!”

by Axolopi June 4, 2025

Clomo

Closet homosexual.

He was a clomo.

by Murderface28 July 14, 2025

Clonker

Clonker (noun) – A person who deliberately avoids using artificial intelligence (AI) in everyday life, work, or creativity.
Often prefers traditional methods and values human thought over machine suggestions.

“You still write by hand? What are you, some kind of clonker?”
“Yup. I’m keeping my brain 100% AI-free.”

by Clonkist October 14, 2025

Cloner

The long-overdue feminine counterpart to a boner — that unmistakable surge of attraction triggered by sheer masculine competence or presence.

“He split the firewood, lit the stove, and poured the whiskey--which gave me a raging cloner.”

by Washington Redskins October 26, 2025

Clone Theory

The debate of “Is it gay to have your clone jerk you off”

Hey, we were just talking about clone theory, there is no way it isn’t gay!

by Thenewboy December 18, 2025