John Cena

A dumbass wannabe marine who has made the WWE championship belt look like a toy with a spinning WWE logo in the center that hypnotizes the young fans and girls into liking him. Hes suppose to be the fan favorite and the biggest face in the WWE but gets booed by the majority of WWE fans(men)and is only loved by kids 8-16 and females(mostly fat, ugly, and slutty).

wrestling fan: How is John Cena the best?

female: cuz hes liek soooo HAWT!!!!

kid: cuz hes th best lolz!!!11

by Ivan. December 30, 2008

john cena

One of the worst wrestlers in history,although he sucks he is the WWE champion because random retards love him.
He's got a retarded gimmick (a white rapper -_-?),his mic skills are pretty decent but his in ring work is horrible, he can only do 5 or 6 moves which are:Hit,kick,Backdrop,DDT,5 knuckle shuffle(its so weak that even a baby wont feel it),and his devestating finisher FU which is really not so devastating,heck it probably doesnt even hurt.

There's kurt angle and outstanding wrestler who works very hard, but oh wait there's a white rapper.Lets make him WWE Champ !!!111oneone

by Vince McMahon Jr September 3, 2005

Smith Center, KS

A town in north central Kansas whose population is under 2000 people. It's a good place to live if you enjoy being bored off your ass. Those who are good at sports and/or are related to members of the Chamber of Commerce, City Council, and School Board find growing up in Smith Center to to be quite enjoyable. Everyone else describes the experience as being akin to that of Hester Prynne in The Scarlet Letter. There are a few good teachers there but the High School prefers to employ coaches who try to squeeze in a little teaching on the side. Most residents have nothing better to do than pry in other people's business. People there will be nice to your face for the most part, but they will talk shit on you the minute you turn your back. Also, if you're ever there be sure to visit one of the 75 churches.

Home of the Smith Center Redmen

Guy 1: Dude are you from Smith Center, KS?

Guy 2: Yeah. I was good at sports so I slept through school and still graduated.

Guy 1: I'm from there too. One time a teacher told me to sit in the colored section.

Guy 2: After I graduated I realized I was destined to fail at life so I stayed there where people still think I'm awesome.

Guy 1: I left and never looked back. Now I'm successful and happy.

by MastaRoe February 6, 2010

20 Cent

The Chicago Blackhawks' Patrick Kane's nickname after he beat up a cabbie in his native Buffalo during a scuffle over 20 cents worth of change!

Patrick Kane appears in the news over yet another altercation with another taxi driver:

"20 Cent strikes again!" said the TV viewer...

"You can't take the ghetto out of that guy" said his companion!

by Sir Bust-A-Nut June 10, 2010

John Cena

A moronic wrestler. Every girl thinks he's hot. With his fake moves and wiggerish ways. He's just a scum who can't wrestle for shit.

Doesn't that wigger over there remind you of John Cena with his fakeness?

by Hi-Ya Zip February 10, 2009

Brooklyn Center

1. The primary reason why low-cost housing shouldn't exist, let alone be in the suburbs. (noun)

2. A general term used to describe any run-down suburb or one that is headed in that direction. (adjective)

1. Local news: A shooting occurred today in Brooklyn Center...

2a. Richfield is getting really Brooklyn Center

2b. Columbia Heights is already very Brooklyn Center

by eastmetroballa May 30, 2009

John Cena

An abomination of a human being. Played the demon in Exorcist and has been pursuing a career in wrestling and cant hack it. Always moaning about numerous injuries and getting his ass wooped in the arena. Should quit while he's ahead.

Did you see John Cena in the Exorcist?

by samuk123 June 27, 2009