Abbrev. of the derogatory phrase "Chair-to-Keyboard Interface"; Used to clandestinely express that a computer problem was due to user error, or the fault of the user; A common source of computer problems.
Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)
Related term: noob
Variation: "CKI" (or Chair-Keyboard Interface)
Related term: noob
The tech, after only a few minutes of work, figured out that the computer crashes were caused by the CTKI, and highly recommended replacing that defective part.
by Z June 15, 2004
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Note: this particular game type is filled with "team killing fucktards" who upon seeing a teammate with the flag, will kill him, and try to take the flag back themselves... however 99% of the time this will result in the opposing team reclaiming their flag and the fucktard being repeatedly shot at by the rest of his team, of flamed out of the game
Note: this particular game type is filled with "team killing fucktards" who upon seeing a teammate with the flag, will kill him, and try to take the flag back themselves... however 99% of the time this will result in the opposing team reclaiming their flag and the fucktard being repeatedly shot at by the rest of his team, of flamed out of the game
haha! i got you'r flag *runs*
BLAM *gets shot*
You team killing fucktard! you lost us the point AND the game for your glory hunting!
BLAM *gets shot*
You team killing fucktard! you lost us the point AND the game for your glory hunting!
by shadow sword March 31, 2004
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Guy 1 : "The other day, I was looking at the definition for backhand, when my sister came my room!"
Guy 2 : " Did you Ctrl+W?"
Guy 1 : "I did, but she slapped me with the back of her hand because I had incest porn on my other window."
Guy 2 : " Did you Ctrl+W?"
Guy 1 : "I did, but she slapped me with the back of her hand because I had incest porn on my other window."
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Refers to the act of clicking on a link, forum posting, online video, or similar posted item with a rating option for the sole purpose of rating it negatively (such as a thumbs down, one star, or dislike). Perhaps most frequently done in response to over-hyped, empty, "featured" content displayed prominently on various websites, or the "most popular" section. The acronymn is then posted in the comments on such item after downvoting it.
In the case of YouTube and other online video sites, conveniently spares the user from having to actually watch the video, as it's location on the site, title, thumbnail, and originator are often enough to immediately determine-- with certainty-- that a video is shallow garbage.
Note On Usage: Since the quality of a video is technically a subjective matter, this can sometimes lead to arguments or be seen as trolling. Of course not everyone will universally agree that a certain video is garbage, because the world is full of idiots.
Refers to the act of clicking on a link, forum posting, online video, or similar posted item with a rating option for the sole purpose of rating it negatively (such as a thumbs down, one star, or dislike). Perhaps most frequently done in response to over-hyped, empty, "featured" content displayed prominently on various websites, or the "most popular" section. The acronymn is then posted in the comments on such item after downvoting it.
In the case of YouTube and other online video sites, conveniently spares the user from having to actually watch the video, as it's location on the site, title, thumbnail, and originator are often enough to immediately determine-- with certainty-- that a video is shallow garbage.
Note On Usage: Since the quality of a video is technically a subjective matter, this can sometimes lead to arguments or be seen as trolling. Of course not everyone will universally agree that a certain video is garbage, because the world is full of idiots.
***A post in comments, after seeing a YouTube video titled "HATERZ GONNA HATE," clicking the thumbnail and pressing the "thumbs down" button., might say...***
"CTDV... Do people really watch this garbage? Popular entertainment is sinking to new lows, IMHO."
Or the term may simply be left on it's own.
"CTDV."
Alternatively spelled, CtDV.
"CTDV... Do people really watch this garbage? Popular entertainment is sinking to new lows, IMHO."
Or the term may simply be left on it's own.
"CTDV."
Alternatively spelled, CtDV.
by JS Harned September 5, 2010
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Get the Ctp mug.A heavily over-rated webcomic. It used to be quite funny, but it lost it, it is now plagued by long winded story arcs, overexplained jokes and overly repetetive Copy-Pasted art. The comic however still seems the most popular on the web, most probably due to the relentless fanboys who foam at the mouth when you have the slightest critisizm for the damn comic. The forums are run by those fanboys so you can expect the results.
by Gewdahs January 16, 2008
Get the ctrl+alt+del mug.A fictional character created by H.P Lovecraft a horror writer in 1919. Cthulhu is described as " A thing too horrible to describe." Although it is often though of having an octopus-like head, with bat-like wings, and being the size of a mountain. The very sight of Chthulhu can bring a grown man on his legs, and cry like a baby.
There are nut jobs out there, REALLY OUT THERE that worship it.
I find the concept of Cthulhu, and the cults....a little freaky.
There are nut jobs out there, REALLY OUT THERE that worship it.
I find the concept of Cthulhu, and the cults....a little freaky.
I was bored, and googled Cthulhu, and am now insane YAY!
I found a Cthulhu based board game...<- this is really true.
Cloverfield was mistaken for a Cthulhu movie.
I found a Cthulhu based board game...<- this is really true.
Cloverfield was mistaken for a Cthulhu movie.
by !INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE¡ February 1, 2009
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