Ctp

Clean the Pipes - What all boys do in their free time

I haven`t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks so i had to CTP by myself.

by Sexy-Soccer-Hotie December 28, 2011

CTP

Crack the Pussy, an acronym that refers to common and futile attempts at vaginal sex.

Girl, referring to questionable guy: "Don't talk to him."

Girl2, responding: "Why?"

Girl: "Tried to CTP the first week"

Girl 2, looks at guy: "stank..."

by Kush8r October 23, 2011

CTP

Clutch The Pearls!!!

Jake: "I totally think i have a moose knuckle in my skinny jeans".

Josh: "CTP"!

by richpaul August 30, 2009

CTP

Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.

Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!

by superhero4592 June 6, 2012

ctp

See centropy. Kthx.

"ctp < *" said everyone

by neh March 28, 2004

CTP Crew

Shortened version of "Chasing That Pussy" Crew. This is when a group of guys follow a girl around, all with the hopes of getting in her pants.

"Hey, where is Chris?" "Oh, he can't hangout tonight. He's too busy being in Miranda's CTP Crew."

by Harximus February 26, 2013

M/L/CTP

The TP of a few select individuals. Use your imagination...
(not initials)

Damn, MTP, that shit is off the hook!

by Jimbo July 24, 2003