Ctp 

Clean the Pipes - What all boys do in their free time

I haven`t seen my girlfriend in 2 weeks so i had to CTP by myself.

Ctp by Sexy-Soccer-Hotie December 28, 2010

CTP 

Crack the Pussy, an acronym that refers to common and futile attempts at vaginal sex.

Girl, referring to questionable guy: "Don't talk to him."

Girl2, responding: "Why?"

Girl: "Tried to CTP the first week"

Girl 2, looks at guy: "stank..."

CTP by Kush8r October 23, 2011

CTP 

Clutch The Pearls!!!

Jake: "I totally think i have a moose knuckle in my skinny jeans".

Josh: "CTP"!

CTP by richpaul August 30, 2009

CTP 

Abbreviation for Call The Police. It is used sarcastically, not as a serious remark.

Dan: Oh Mark have you heard that the Johnson's are moving in next door?

Mark: OMG!! CTP!!!

Example 2:

Michelle: Nichole did her hear Michael slept with Samantha?

Nichole: OMG!!! CTP!!

CTP by superhero4592 December 12, 2012

ctp 

See centropy. Kthx.

"ctp < *" said everyone

ctp by neh March 28, 2004

CTP 

CTP means CHRISTHEPRO

-hey have you subscribed to CTP?
-who’s that?
-CHRIS THE PRO

CTP by Yvesbae August 15, 2021

CTP 

Certified Torta Pounder, someone who is a torta pounder

That guy is a CTP. See him with a new one every week.

CTP by TortaTiger July 10, 2024