cooked dick

Dude, all she ate was Flaming Hot Cheetos for like a week, gave me cooked dick
by M. Craken May 29, 2016
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Charlie Cooke

Best MP ever and Always wears the Classiest of Fedora's while doing his job(Killing Scouts), Loves taking dead people's bodies and Laughing at Horse-Faces
Leon: God i want to ram a sword up Charlie Cooke and his Fedoras
Charlie: Tips Fedora
by Charlie Cooke June 25, 2020
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cook slag

A person who cooks for other people instead of his/hers husband or family.
"Mum whos that cake for", "son this cake is for my work colleagues", "mum your a cook slag".
by Snugalugs August 11, 2019
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Ketchup Cook

A person who cooks food so awful it must be doused in ketchup by the person forced to consume it in order to hide the actual taste.
Girl 1: I heard you got invited to Mary's dinner party and she is making pot roast.

Girl 2: Yeah I will totally have to eat before I go because she is a total ketchup cook.
by Murrey from Michigan December 16, 2010
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Dane Cook

Adjective: Unfortunate / To a degree of the lowest caliber.

"Dane Cook blocked me. Because Any time something bad happened to me I compared it to him." - Reddit user u/Dontneedanything
"I got fired today. This is really the Dane Cook of days."
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Cook Sourcing

when someone steals your shit then tells you that you should thank them for the privilege
The text in the Definition was lifted from someone else who posted it on the Cook Source Facebook page. So a Meta-Cook Sourcing, of sorts. Oh yeah- you're welcome.
by Skippy Sleestak November 05, 2010
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Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022
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