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Battle Hamster

A sex toy used mainly by males which battles its way into the rectum. Once there it causes a mixture of pleasure and pain for the rodent recipient.
I was shocked that my first time included a Battle Hamster, if the penis alone was not punishment enough; That Battle Hamster nearly ripped me to shreds.
by Rodent Features April 2, 2011
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battle of the year

A breaking event, known to all breakdancers. Breakers come from around the world to compete. (Break dancing olympics)
You could compete in battle of the year yo
by jamers May 5, 2004
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Battle Axe

An older female receptionist, secretary or office manager who is very surly, strict, and unpleasant to interact with.
Don't even try to enter building B without a visitor pass, the Battle Axe at the front desk won't let you in and will call security.
by H23 February 26, 2009
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battle talk

when two people are both telling stories at the same time and compete with volume and speed of talking until some one stops talking or some one's story ends.
We totally just battle talked for like a minute.
by Mallory Long December 9, 2008
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mindlink battle

A battle in which two people stare at each other and try to "battle with their minds." Usually they make stupid faces at each other while doing this and they look ridiculous.
Christina and Sarah had a mindlink battle in public, but they just ending up making fools out of themselves to people who didn't know what was going on.
by Saria March 31, 2010
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battle skank

A rare variety of woman that prides herself on her skanking abilities. One which is ready and willing to engage in acts such as space docking or the legendary poop scissors.
Shane and I were out last night and encountered a real life battle skank. We identified her and no more than a second later she had her box spread open yelling "SOMEBODY SHIT IN ME!!!"
by deevon the dude May 26, 2017
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battle of the booties

Something Murphy Lee & Nelly made up to describe 2003's VMAs. Otherwise known as ATTACK OF GIRLS WERAING TOO SHORT SHORTS W/ TOO BIG BUTTS!
The female nominees will be cometing in battle of the booties.
by Britt August 28, 2006
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