Barbou Bandit

A person who has an obsession with monster stickers or obsessed with their truck, that is home made, with fog lights or is dented

Phil must be a barbou bandit because of his enormous fog lights on his truck that is covered in monster stickers.

by beatlabrecords March 7, 2010

Fadge Bandit

A gent who wears a cum-stained eye-mask when attending a masquerade ball.

James: 'Why, that chap over there is a right fadge bandit'.

Steve: 'By jove you're right, I can see the semen trickling into his eye.'

James: 'Disgusting.'

by Jimmy-Manuel November 28, 2010

Duggie Bandit

1st: He ties people up and makes them watch him duggie.

Stefan Height is such a duggie bandit.

by Davester0421 January 17, 2011

Poon Bandit

A lesbian. Similar to the term ass bandit for homosexuals.

Tom: "Do you know that girl?"

Mary: "Yeah, she's mad cool...and a lesbian"

Tom: "She's a poon bandit?"

Mary: "Yeah man, she loves poon"

by Mike the LCB November 29, 2011

bertos banditos

A man who prematurely ejaculates at the sight of another man petting a cat

I was over at Pries' place last night and Roberto went all Bertos Banditos when Mark was petting his cat.

by Urban Philosopher 3473 September 25, 2013

booty bandito

A person who loves having anal sex more than anything else

He's a booty Bandito

by Jayjizzle January 28, 2016

Soda bandit

When someone goes into a self serve restaurant and asks for a cup of water but fills the cup with soda, gets caught, and is banned from the restaurant for life.

Karen aka the soda bandit has been banned from many restaurants over the years for taking soda after she asked for a cup of water.

by Phoofs March 17, 2016