August 19

National fuck your best friend day.

Bro I fucked my best friend and its not even awkward because we did it on August 19th.

by best friend fucker August 18, 2020

autistic

The cause of autism is unknown, but studies show that people with autism have larger brains than normal.

There are different kinds of autism. Low functioning, middle functioning and high functioning.

Some of the lower functioning people with autism have the intelligence of a baby, in which they can only scream, grab at your shirt, drool, and do other baby type stuff.

However, there are people that are autistic that are very smart, such as Bill Gates.

To people that generalize autistic kids as retarded, be quiet, because you're probably using Windows.

by Alexi March 17, 2004

August 1

If you were born on this day you’re the most beautiful person in the world. And you get to slap your best friend in the face

August 1
Boyfriend says happy birthday

Girlfriend says thank you ( slaps bf across the face
Boyfriend asked What was that for
Girlfriend says is my birthday and I get to slap you across the face

by Sexy_Daddy11 December 9, 2019

August 9th

August 9th is national Orgasm day the day to fuck a female and made them legs shake .

August 9th is fun I get to fuck this girl and make her legs shake .

by August 9th August 8, 2019

autistic porn

When two autistics are having handstand sex, and the one on the right had a seizure just after having an orgasm, and the other keeps going until having a seizure themselves.

I was doing some autistic porn, then I was rudely interrupted by a seizure.

by Herpesbacon January 26, 2017

august 1st

if you are born on this day you are the BEST PERSON and you are confident af. You are beautiful and everybody wants to be exactly like you. :)

„i wanna be like people born on august 1st“

by hellothere123412341234 December 5, 2019

August 12th, 2036

August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 2036. The heat death of the universe. August 12 203. The head death of the universe.

Loudward: August 12th, 2036. The heat death of the universe

by super retarded kid June 7, 2023