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hair band

A group of men in a rock band, each with an obsenely large mane that is typically wavy and always past the shoulders. The men in the band (most formed in or around 1980) bang their heads so their hair flies all over and they sing rock songs about women and love in multi-part harmony. In addition, it is customary to wear either extremely tight pants or similarly tight stone-washed cut-off jeans when part of a hair band.
Def Leopard, the men of Spinal Tap, Poison, and Twisted Sister were superior hair bands in the 80s.
by Julia July 12, 2004
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headset hair

the hair style that is produced after gaming online for extended periods of time with a headset.
"I need to wear a hat. I have headset hair from playing Halo 3 for so long."
by Andrew Cotney December 29, 2007
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air hair

The thinning hair atop a balding man's head that you can see right through.
In the last seasons of his classic sitcom, Jerry Seinfeld's air hair became quite noticeable. So was Nicholas Cage's - before he really went bald and had to wear a piece in his films.

(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)
by Victor Felix September 3, 2005
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blue hair

An old person who should have their drivers license revoked because they can't see over the goddamn steering wheel.
If this blue hair doesn't kick it up to at least 20 mph on the freeway, I'm gonna run his ass into the guard rail and wave the double duece at him....AAAAUGGGHHH !!!
by Poster Nutbag June 3, 2003
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emo hair

Emo hair is usually dyed black. Sometimes red works too. It has bangs cut straight along the forhead (covering one eye). Greasy//messy. Spiked up in the back. Long bleached blond hair often works for girls and can also be emo. As would be the mop top.
Whoa; look at that emo boy flip his hair over his eyes!
by Nikki W. July 6, 2005
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hair trigger

Friend 1: Where's Sara?
Friend 2: She's in Nate's room
Friend 1: Oh, she won't be long. That boy's got a hair trigger
by GHB June 21, 2006
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Big Hair.

A woman with huge Knockers. But your to afraid to say it so you say they have big hair
Big Hair, you have really Big Hair.
by Cinyz` August 25, 2013
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