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Get the zOMG! mug.ZOMG was the ruler of the planet XYRZON until 2451 AD, when he was overthrown by KFOP after the battle of SHMUR. the battle marked the violent end to ZOMG'S noble reign as ultra-lord. KFOP soon proved to be an incapable ruler of XYRZON, and the planet collapsed into chaos in 2453. since that day, the residents of XYRZON have used ZOMG as a declaration, nay, an exclaimation of hope. hope that one day peace shall return to XYRZON, on the shoulders of a truly worthy king.
by VISION LOSER January 22, 2007
Get the zomg mug.A more enthusiastic (if not sarcastic) way of saying OMG. The Z doesn't stand for anything, but rather is added onto the O, thus making it pronounced "ZOH MY GOD!!1"
by pseudonym psteve June 25, 2005
Get the ZOMG mug.An ancient mythological creature still to be researched in depth. One sighting of the zomgbat exists in the 12th century in the town now known as Pripyat in Russia. The chronicler describes the creature as "A horrific beast, wings as big as horses and the head of a fox. Wide eyed and sharp fanged with the cry of a thousand dying souls!" (Translation from G. Young 1812)
Rumours have escalated of the second coming of the zomgbat supposedly two years ago in a remote area of Scotland. "The batzomg has arrived. Pupils as black and sharp as the devils heart." (Dr Gawain Sipritus
The name zomgbat is applied to the popular PC game Call of Duty. On the multiplayer you will find the l33t skillz of $omgbat or Zomgbat.
Rumours have escalated of the second coming of the zomgbat supposedly two years ago in a remote area of Scotland. "The batzomg has arrived. Pupils as black and sharp as the devils heart." (Dr Gawain Sipritus
The name zomgbat is applied to the popular PC game Call of Duty. On the multiplayer you will find the l33t skillz of $omgbat or Zomgbat.
"am in ur skyz, being a zomgbat"
by Gavin Alexander January 17, 2008
Get the zomgbat mug.1. A variant of omg which means "oh my god". It first originated as an rare typo when someone says "OMG" in caps and presses the left shift key rather then the right and accidentally hits the near by Z.
It was picked up and used as a humorous way of saying omg and making fun of internet slang in general do to its funny pronunciation of "Zoh-my-God!".
It was picked up and used as a humorous way of saying omg and making fun of internet slang in general do to its funny pronunciation of "Zoh-my-God!".
by Kyle117 December 10, 2008
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by enortos September 9, 2010
Get the ZOMG ZUFALL! mug.1. An over-emphasized version of "omg", meaning "oh my god".
Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd
Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.
Modern day usage: 1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.
2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.
3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
Pronunciation: Zoh My Fawking Gawd
Origin: "Zomfg" originated in 14th century Persia during an assault on modern-day Iran. The "Dishpuhkt Clan" or the "Nasal Ingesters of Sand Clan" attacked a military outpost run by army leader Mahmoud Al-Hafez Mohammed. The military outpost held the nation's stock of falafel, so it was guarded heavily. When the Dishpukt clan invaded, Mahmoud scribbled down on a piece of paper,"zomfg need backup jeezuz", a request that was never fulfilled.
Modern day usage: 1. Used by adolescent-teenage females in common text messaging to describe a despondent situation.
2. Used in the popular videogame "Counter Strike" when requesting backup from your team after having been viciously mutilated by the opposing team.
3. Used in modern-day Kyrgyzstan as a codeword for the phrase,"Requesting backup".
1. "liek zomfg i wuz gona buy dese kyoot shuz but i didnt hav $300
2. JEZUS FKN KRYST WEAR DA FUCK IZ MY TEAM?!!!?!(%^#&#*&%
3. We have a 10-23 situation here a the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.
2. JEZUS FKN KRYST WEAR DA FUCK IZ MY TEAM?!!!?!(%^#&#*&%
3. We have a 10-23 situation here a the local watering hole, zomfg for any units in the vicinity.
by Blind Peg Leg Paul May 20, 2007
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