zapped

when something extremely shitty/gay happens; when you are in a bad situation

"Man that chick was a dude, it was soo zapped!"

by rustygal August 17, 2010

Zapper

1.a remote controller, usually one for a television

2.a person who constantly changes the television channel

Put the zapper away when you are done with it.

by The Return of Light Joker January 22, 2009

Double Zapper

The electric feeling caused by inserting 2 fingers into the Anus while masturbating

Frank gave himself a good double zapper this morning and now his fingers smell like shit

by Smiffythegreat October 20, 2016

zapphire

stripper name, most commonly used by asians, who are short, petite and somewhat of a flirt

wow, did you see Zapphire? She's bangin'!

by ilikethatgirl April 25, 2009

bug zapper

A person that gives a gift to someone with the intention of covertly benefiting from the use of that gift.

You go to your local WAL-Mart and purchase a really nice, top of the line, bug zapper. Then in a gracious gesture you give it to your new neighbor as a house warming present. That summer you relax in your back yard to the sound of sizzling insects and you never have to maintain it!

by Hang June 11, 2006

zapper

When a person takes a battery (usually a 9 volt) and inserts it into a womans vagina delivering a shock of pleasure, but mostly pain. She might not like it but her reaction will be funny as fuck.

Dude I gave my girl a zapper last night and she almost fell off the bed in surprise.

by Chiun Lang Pow October 9, 2007

Hummingbird zapper

An electronic device similar to a bug zapper which, as the name implies, is designed to reduce the local hummingbird population. It resembles a standard hummingbird feeder, but unlike a bug zapper's ultraviolet light, it has a red light to attract the birds. It also contains a 50 kilovolt power supply, connected to flower-shaped receptacles at the base. When an unsuspecting hummingbird inserts its beak into the flower searching for nectar, it bridges the contacts and the bird explodes with deadly and humorous effect.

No longer content with his usual nighttime entertainment of drinking malt liquor while watching the bug zapper, Zeke's new hummingbird zapper provides hours of daytime redneck enjoyment.

by Timotheus325 April 26, 2010