Your mom's a hoe

Your father dipped to the Maldives after committing fraud on Wall Street. He met a hoe, and here you are.

It's simple, your mom's a hoe

by Daddy's Milk April 29, 2021

Yourmomistan

A fat country whose major import is mansauce. Major trade industries are snowballing and teabagging. Clergy should be alert when traveling to Yourmomistan as many incidents of bishop bashing have been reported. Yourmomistan is easily accessible by train, as the Cleveland Steamer runs through there regularly.

Come to Yourmomistan! When you're there, come again!

by bigtrick October 30, 2006

Your Mom

Why you should listen to the teacher in class.

(teacher finishes lecture)
Teacher: Okay now students, you may now begin your work.

Ben (whispering): Hey Chris, what are we doing?
Chris: Your MOM!!

by Nytesdawn October 30, 2012

Yourmomism

The belief that everything was created by your mom.

... She got around.

Yourmomism:
Finally, an explanation.

by Waka waka Om nom nom January 6, 2011

your mom's mom

A comeback for someone who has run out of comebacks. Usually in response to "Your mom."

-Your mom!
-... your mom's mom! Shut up!

by Sloane Koller April 11, 2008

fucked your mom

often used by kids who play fortnite after you beat them in a game.

Fortnite kid: "I fucked your mom last night!".

by attack muffin April 26, 2021

(NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom

A word, phrase or thought that is likely to embarrass, fluster or even cause a mother to cry

Ed: I want to post to Twitter, but your mom follows me and this comment is definitely NSFYM.

Andy: NSFYM? And why does my mom follow you?

Ed: Yeah, (NSFYM) Not Safe for Your Mom. And, um, can you repeat the second question...

by anythingoncemaybetwice February 28, 2012