yap artist 

Someone proficient at saying nothing of value while stringing so many meaningless words together it feels like your head might explode.

At a certain point during our dinner together, my mind unexpectedly replaced the voluminous verbiage of this yap artist with a pleasant low hum which in contrast was a seriously welcome relief.

yap artist by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2019

Yap Zapper 

A novel new invention that humanely temporarily silences those annoying neighborhood yapping dogs for up to 24 hours per zap.

Honey, why don’t ‘ya grab the Yap Zapper, so we can get some sleep?

Yap Zapper by Dr Bunnygirl September 10, 2019

Yap Mufflehat 

A large and foolish hat that when affixed to a dog’s head, succeeds in embarrassing the yapping canine thereby effectively causing a cessation in barking.

I bought my nextdoor neighbors, whom we refer to as the Noisetards, a charming Yap Mufflehat for their yappiest pooch and amazingly it seems to have silenced them all!

Yap Mufflehat by Dr Bunnygirl September 29, 2019

yap alert

When folks use multiple loud, yappy little dogs to protect their property and families rather than purchasing a security system.

Of course yap alert is a better system all around, you never have to turn it on or off.

yap alert by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019

Yap yap yap 

When someone is so dumb they think they are smart. In turn all you hear when they speak is yap yap yap

Hey bill you dumb sweaty fuck did you spend your whole check at pf changs again..... yap yap yap

Yap yap yap by cupsofsoup May 9, 2018

yap session 

yap session - noun

1. a very long period of time that involves someone talking or babbling about a topic that is nonsensical, weird, or extremely useless or unimportant.

"Our math teacher basically had a 10 hour yap session bro 💀💀😭😭"

yap session by panderverse October 27, 2023

yap gap 

Space created within a line of people, usually at amusement parks, when someone engaged in conversation ignores the forward flow of said line. The phrase was first coined by Laura Botham of San Diego, whilst standing in line at the Silver Bullet rollercoaster at Knott's Berry Farm in Anaheim, California at 5:40pm on Saturday, November 29th, 2008. While originating as an inside joke within Botham's group of friends, the catchphrase caught fire throughout the park with each usage, sometimes even targeted at complete strangers. It has been determined that the volume and tone with which the phrase is used is directly proportional to one's patience level and lack of foresight and/or understanding that a small pause in the line's forward movement will not actually get one to the front of the line sooner. Intense usage of the phrase can lead to pedestrian road rage.

"That 14 year old couple is too busy making out to notice the 30 foot yap gap.........YAP GAP!!!!!!!!"

yap gap by AdamGimbel December 17, 2008