A women that is abnormally tall to the average man and is most the time too thick to comfortably have sex with. She usually is accompanied by, married to, or dating skinny tall
men that are dorks by nature who in part get the nick-name
Han (as in Han Solo from
Star Wars). Even though
Han was way cooler than theses guys, they'll never know the cool nick-name they just got is anything but a cruel joke. When it's time to part ways of life from these Han fellows, let them know the true meaning or just simply say "So long wookie master".
Scott: Hey bro, i just made up a new name for that dick Tim.
Jason: Oh yea, what?
Scott:
Han.
Jason: What?
Scott: Well considering his
wife is a wookie, it's only fitting.
Jason: nice.