womerns

Multiple womern. Usually complain a lot when their front butt bleeds. If you're lucky you can get a womern to kiss your snake-man.

Get them womerns back to work, we need to harvest their front-butts!

womerns by Cody G. June 12, 2007

womped 

the act of being so drunk that one blacks out and throws up everywhere; a level of drunk above being wasted

Bob: "What Happened last night?"

Tom: "You were so womped you spent the night next to the toilet"

womped by Eddie1423 September 26, 2010

wopperjawed 

(adj)-redneck for "messed up" or askew.

Just off kilter in some way.

Man Glennbob, my car's been all sorts of wopperjawed since i drove through that river. Just ain't runnin right!

wopperjawed by oBoSoB March 22, 2011

Womber 

The expulsion of internal gasses via the anus and vagina contemporaneously. A fart plus a queef expelled in unison resulting in a terrible stench worse than any fart or queef alone.

Generally requires the wombing female to have recently ingested a chili filled bread bowl and cheap alcohol within weeks of frequent unprotected vaginal intercourse with unhygienic/unemployed sexual partners whose semen was left to decompose within her ample vagina.

The smell is so foul that it is presumed to incubate deep within the body, hence the root word 'womb'.

Although most frequently used as a noun (i.e. a womber), may also be used as a verb (i.e. "She has been wombing all night.")

That girl at Gen Con just dropped a womber so foul that we all almost vomited.

Did someone just burn a pile of rotting skunk fetuses? No, the woman in the Bon Jovi t-shirt eating a taco just released a womber.

Womber by Amerigo Vespucci von Rodney January 7, 2010

wopperbang

giving it up the ass to a girl while whispering in her ear "Your mom was better"

"I gave that chick the wopperbang"

wopperbang by raffle baffle April 29, 2004

Whomper-Jawed 

A term denoting a messed up situation, place, or thing.

John's car was whomper-jawed after the car wreck.

Susan's face was all whomper-jawed after the softball hit her.

Whomper-Jawed by Steve November 12, 2004

Womber 

A fart/queef combo so vile, it can only have originated from the deepest bowels of a woman's uterus. It combines the smells associated with a regular fart -- one that begins in the colon and slides past some poo to eventually exit the anus -- with whatever gasses are generated inside a woman's menstruating womb. These two mixtures are expelled at the same time and the meet in the world to form a very unhappy union. Wombers smell bad.

Ann Marie, was that you? Next time you're going to drop a womber like that, let me know so I can get my hazmat suit.

Womber by The Gamehole January 7, 2010