Woke

Being "Woke" is what happens when instead of taking one blue pill, you down the entire bottle.

"I'm sure glad I attended that college seminar on crypto-genderism, now I'm really woke."

by NitroZeus December 13, 2017

Woke

A term often thrown around by people to note that someone agrees with the same conspiracy theory as them. These people can usually be spotted wearing tin foil hats and complaining that the government won't allow them to collect rain water.

Bill is woke he thinks chemtrails are real because he saw it on YouTube.

by Cuh I'm hella lit fam November 30, 2016

Woke

The day a progressive realizes that everything the accuse the right of is actually what they are guilty of.

Glad you finally woke, your ignorance wanted to make me hit myself in the head with a hammer.

by Thedude508 November 13, 2016

Woke

What retards who don't know their arse from their elbow like to be called

I think the earth is flat, NASA lies, the lizard people poison vaccines and the moon is a hologram. You don't need proof, just be woke like me

by Flat.Turd July 16, 2019

Woke

A word that greatly offends and triggers those who are butthurt because racial minorities are recognizing the subtle ways in which they are discriminated against in "post-racial" western society.

Person 1: I've become woke to how affirmative action helps white women more than people of color.
Person 2: Stop questioning things you were told by the murican government!!! MAGA!!!!

by Donald Scum June 1, 2018

woke

When someone thinks he/she is cool and popular however they are an annoying fuck. Generally with few friends.

Sean is woke af

by seansucksbadduck July 25, 2016

Woke

A politically correct narrative that has Marxist principles at its roots and doesn't tolerate open discourse.

Everything in the news and social media in 2020 is so woke right now.

by Curiousor August 31, 2020