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wiitastrophe

A catastrophic event or injury caused by improper use of a wiimote. Putting the wiimote through a window or TV, striking a friend or pet, any one of these can be a wiitastrophe.
Kyle didn't put the wrist strap on to play tennis. He went for an overhead smash to win the match and lost control of the wiimote which hit his plasma TV. The TV then fell into his fish tank, breaking it and sending a tsunami across his basement which drowned his cat. It was a wiitastrophe.
by dw6245 May 26, 2008
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wiitarded

The inability to comprehend or play the nintendo wii. A condition that affects hand/eye coordination.
Jimmy is wiitarded. He cant even break 100 in bowling.
by sizzalean February 4, 2007
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wiitarded

A person who breaks something with a Wii Remote.
Guy 1: That guy is Wiitarded.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: He broke my VCR/TV combo because he didn't wear his Wiimote strap and broke my TV.
Guy 2: Oh, he sounds Wiitarded. He didn't even wear the strap, that is there to protect you and your TV.
by MrDylanyay December 23, 2015
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Wibitch

A young woman who has yet to recieve her official License to Bitch.

A teenage girl who thinks the world revolves around her, her opinion, and her thoughts.
That little freshman is such a wibitch!
by Jenimisy December 10, 2013
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Wigina

A term used by dumb 4th graders to explain the upper side of your wrist.
Brandon: yo I have a flabby wigina
Caroline: Huh
by Oofed Up July 23, 2018
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Wigtastic

Wigtastic: I'm from the hood, yo!! I'm fuckin straight from the hood! G-G-G-G-G-G-G UNIT!!!!

Other Guy: You live 30 miles away from anything close to resembling the ghetto.

Wigtastic: Whatt the fuck no i don't I'm straight from the hood!

Other Guy: Dude, you're a white Jew.

Wigtastic: Yeah, I'm Jewish. But theys was the ones wit da first ghettos, G!

Other Guy: You call me G again and I punch you in the throat.
by You Know... January 3, 2005
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wignits

A large viral infection which develops on a wig after exessive plucking of the wignits, can be removed with and only with diamond encrusted wignit pluckers(can be classed as the worldsm only kinky disease)
Hey Miss Robinson, hows your wignits?
Call me Moi(said whilst groping ones-self)
by Moira Robinson August 22, 2006
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