weedage

Straight up good amount of weed

I'm gonna get me some major weedage tonight!

by blaze it up May 21, 2005

Weed Digger

A person who uses or likes another person for there weed.

Me: Aye yo Alex. What ever happened to your weed.
Alex: I let this chick have my stuff. she realy likes me though.
Me: No you dumb bitch, she likes you and is using you for your weed!!!
Alex: And i let her have my bong.
Me: Sounds like a weed digger to me.

by damanfs92 December 25, 2010

emergency weed

A sac or baggy of weed you keep or hide in case you run out of your primary weed.

Ahh I cant get a hold of any weed from anyone... I guess I'll use my emergency weed.

My friend is having a really bad week and I wish he could just have a toke and relax... Oh yeah I have emergency weed!

by preteentommy December 1, 2013

Lake county dirty tumble weed

A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.

Be careful of the lake county dirty tumble weeds Peter, they will scar your dick and make you a loser!

by Ihatetweakers July 18, 2021

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station

Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro!

I'm HIDEOUS!

friend 2: bro what happened to your eye?

friend 1: Don't ever buy no weed from the gas station bro. If the n*gga ain't in yo contacts, don't never go to the gas station bro. i went up there at 11 o'clock last night, tried to get me some weed, well i smoked that shit, woke up, my motherfucking eye was right here, and my other eye still right here. Explain bro! I got to go look for this n*gga bro! What the fuck did you send me bro! Look at me bro! I'm HIDEOUS!

person 2: ok

by dustbruh September 22, 2021

Dip weed

One who is very slow at understanding how life works. Or one who is mentally challenged when it comes to common sense.

Johnny is such a Dip Weed, he tried sharpening his pen in a crayon sharpener.

by Al Sharpy tan May 24, 2017

Weed Wizard

Someone who smokes weed constantly and always seems to be producing joints and bowls out of nowhere, usually at the worst possible times. Generally has no sense of etiquette whatsoever about smoking weed.

"Want to get high?"
"You damn weed wizard, where did you even get that? This is an airplane!"

"Dude, let's smoke this bowl!"
"This is a funeral!"

by happyfuntiem June 26, 2019