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weed

Weed is somethin u smoke and its great!
weed is a plant thats grows from the ground...if got didnt like it it wouldnt be found..so all you preps who never got high...shut the hell up and give it a try
by Lisa March 23, 2005
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weed

weed

Mostly green, sometimes sticky, aregono looking substance. much apprectated by pot-heads. come's in many different types and foarms (ex. purple, brown widow, hydro, orange kush...). all of witch have different potentcies of THC (what gets you high). weed is sold by the gram (dime=.10=$10, dub=.20=$20, a forty=.40=$40...). you can smoke it out of many things (pipe, bong, steam roller, joints...).
guy1: "hey man, you have any weed?"

guy2: "yah, lets go smoke."

(a sort time later...)

guy1: "man i am so high right now"

guy2: "back at ya bro."
by JERKER19 July 19, 2010
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weed

One of the slang terms for the genus of plants cannabis, can be smoked, eaten, vaporized, or consumed in oils (honey oil, hash oil). When taken, it gives an incedibly peaceful and euphoric effect. Used recreationally, medicanilly, and industrally. It can cure glaucoma, the horrible nausea endured as a result of chemo-therapy and physical aches/pain. Industrally: has literally 1000's of uses as a durable fiber and paper.
Cannabis was banned in 1927.
Anyone else notice that the people who are bashing the plant have large problems with spelling, grammer and organization and seem to give you the impression that they can't have an IQ
in the tripple digits?!

"if u smkoe weede thaem=n yoour a fuknin pot heAd and should be impizzededd for life!!!!"

Have you ever TRIED the drug?

No cuz if i do ill b a pothead

wow...thats ignorance in Its purest form...You do realize that you're insulting a plant right?
by asdfsa September 15, 2006
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weed

n. one of many terms for marijuana.
"Man, that's really great weed."
by The Doctor October 2, 2004
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weed

this awesome plant that god gave us that gets you real fucked up and makes almost any situation a good time
yo how much for 1/4 oz of your finest buds?
yeah i am charging $80.00 for this hydro weed
by skooler May 13, 2005
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weed

1. Marijuana.

2. Holy plant of the rastafarians, a plant containing the mind-altering chemical Tetrahydrocannabinol (I sure hope I spelled that right) or THC for short. This plant is pretty much the most commonly used illegal drug in the United States, probably because of it's availability and LACK OF SERIOUS NEGATIVE SIDE EFFECTS. In recent years, marijuana has been increasingly made into a scapegoat by politicians and media alike, by being depicted as a killer drug that turns your brain to mush, and causes you to shoot your friends and run over little girls on tricycles. This, my friends, is bullshit. Weed doesnt kill people. Fools who do not know how to handle their shit whilst blazed kill people. And to people that say that every person that smokes weed can't "face reality", and that weed ruined their lives, all I can say is that you didnt fuck up your life because you smoked weed. You were just a pussy to begin with, and weed only enhanced your pussyness by giving you an excuse to buy into the downward spiral that became your miserable life.
Weak-minded Fool: OMGFZZZ dont smoke teh weed one hit will give you mouth and lung and brain cancer1111
Non-Weak-Minded Person: Shut up dumbass
by Fuck freevibe January 9, 2006
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weed

A plant that when smoked (or consumed in other various ways) causes a euphoric state that difers depending on the weed smoked, the method it was smoked in, your tolerance, and your current mood. The only reasons weed is illegal is because you can make virtually anything out of hemp. But I say why make jeans that feel like shit out of pot, when you can smoke it! Weed is proven to be less dangerous than cigarettes and alcohol, or any other mind altering substance for that matter. With no proven deaths and no real consequences, weed is safer than fucking water.
I'm a recovering alcoholic and at six-months sober I got high for the first time before school... I aced a math test that day. In my freshan year (I still drank) I had 5 F's and a D, in my sophmore year (moved on to weed) I maintain a B+ average and a better home life. Right now the only thing dangerous about weed is if you get caught with it... unless your like me and have good friends in the pig-force.

~~420 EVERY DAY~~
by wannacheechabowlwithme January 16, 2007
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