Wandering Old Man Syndrome

A state in which one finds themselves randomly walking around, usually without a set course or destination.

Man 1-"What's he doing? That's the third time he's walked by the doorway."

Man 2-"Dunno, must have Wandering Old Man Syndrome."

by Khozo September 23, 2010

watering the soil

When one party, normally male, urinates into his partners anus.

Joe pulled out of Luke and urinated into his butthole as he screamed "IM WATERING THE SOIL"

by GaydanWanks May 11, 2016

gandhi warding

In League of Legends, when a player wards in the worst spots, and it somehow works.

This Lucian was Gandhi warding the wight camp, and I died when he caught me out.

by ForGreatEvil June 26, 2014

Stevie Wondering it

When you're so high, you are just sitting there with your eyes closed.

Hey dude, look at Dave. He's totally Stevie Wondering it.

by Cold pop September 15, 2018

pussy watering

when something is extremely attractive or pretty/amazing/beautiful.

Did you see Carla's new shoes?
Absolutely pussy watering.

by lelanastacia January 17, 2022

wandering

walking around aimlessly, trying not to appear mentally ill, pretending to be boss, but actually you hate life and feel stuck. you go places randomly for whatever reason to feel better about yourself.

friend: "where you going?"
me: "gonna go wandering around town"
friend: "ok man, try not to look like a creep"

by tiredbrokenrecord June 8, 2016

wandering mongoose

The wandering mongoose is not too different from a teabag or giving a mushroom stamp. There are two ways in which to perform the wandering mongoose, both of which can only be performed by men (im not sexist...you just need to have a dick for it.) Method 1 starts when you find or notice that a friend/roomate who has fallen asleep. You, simply enough, take out your dick and carefully balance above the victim-to-be. Drop down so your knees are on their arms, rendering them defenseless, and slap them silly with your dick. Proceed until they cry.

Method 2 can only occur when you're recieving a blow job, and you have to play it off very cool...casually grab some hair with one of your hands, then proceed just as in method 1. You probably don't want to pull this one if you ever want to receive a blow job from this girl again.

Guy 1-Hey, why was my sister so pissed at you last night?

Guy 2-Ah...yea dude, i showed her the wandering mongoose, and apparently she doesn't find it as funny as i do.

Guy 1-I swear if you don't shut the hell up, my wandering mongoose will attack you mercilessly in your sleep.

by jimbobkyle April 4, 2008