Vulture

A running back who doesn't get a lot of carries but manages to score a ridiculously high amount of touchdowns aggravating every single fantasy football owner in the process

I think Chris Johnson is gonna be a top 5 RB this year but I'm worried about the LenWhale vulturing his touchdowns.

I don't like picking Adrian Peterson number one overall with that vulture Chester Taylor on the sidelines.

by Sciz3 September 7, 2009

vulture

somebody who bums smokes consistently

"man that dude is a vulture"

by jilldo December 27, 2003

vultures

people who swarm a newly single person, usually only for sexual intentions.

She just broke up with her boyfriend and now the vultures attack.

by xsilentx35 January 14, 2010

Vulture

Vulture, as in a giant cockblocking lady thief that preys on the lady after the wounds has been healed by another only to sucessfully return to being single. The lady can't be any ordinary lady, you have to have deep feelings for her making this and extreme level of what is known as cockblocking by the third party. The return to being single can be for various reason but the most common is bad timing and horrible personality. Now then a vulture might have the same agenda you have but this girl and you are at such a level that comparing your understanding of her with someone else is unpresidented, basically making any other dude a vulture, a mere obstacle.

A girl has broken up with her boyfriend and at this point most girls are real vulnerable to people. You take her under your wing for a significant amount of time, long enough that the both of you talk for hours over the phone during summer nights and cuddle together when watching a movie and all that stuff. All is in your favor then an outside source, the vulture decides that he will try the samething but with a different agenda. The vulture agenda is looking more for pleasure than intelectual arosement in which you are looking for both. The vulture ends up with the meat and gets away. A few weeks later you have lost interest and move on only to find out that the lady is single again. This process is called vulting. Now even though the horrible timing and bad persona are negative traits, most women will not notice because like i said before they are most vulnerable when they are going through the recovery phase.

by Eric386 January 19, 2007

Vulture

1) Animal that Just don't Give a Fuck.
2) The sneakiest Motherfucker of them all
3) Damn bitches.
4) I dunno what's up with this motherfucekr, but shit, damn.

"The Vulture is in the nest!"
"The Vulture is stealing my life!"
"Chris Trouts made an appearance!"

by Chris Trouts December 20, 2002

Vulture

Semi popular school girls that are always petty and sarcastic and antagonise everyone around them. They are usually ignorant and loud. They also have the worst ear shattering voices and laughs.

Sydney Grayson wouldn't stop gossiping about me and my girlfriend. She is such a Vulture.

by DipinDots September 18, 2016

Vulturing

Vulture as a verb can signify circling around something, as a vulture would do. For example, the sentence "Rudy vultured when asking the girl out" implies that Rudy hovered awkwardly around her for an extended period of time before making his move.

Rudy vultured while asking the girl out.
Vulturing around the girl, Rudy waited for the correct moment to strike.

by CLOWN INC. June 22, 2017