Vlasta is someone who doesnt give a shit, about anything. Vlasta can be described as rarely arguing individual. (Because they just dont give a fuck.) Usually they are pretty smart and can be actually nice as person but i wouldnt be facing those chances. (Nice Vlasta has around 3% spawn rate.) But if you win the lottery they can make good/decent companion.
Josef: Is Vlasta coming?
Peter: He said he doesnt know but if he shows up it should be pretty funny.
Josef: Why?
Peter: Because his last contact with human race was last week when he accidently turn on his discord.
Peter: He said he doesnt know but if he shows up it should be pretty funny.
Josef: Why?
Peter: Because his last contact with human race was last week when he accidently turn on his discord.
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Vlad Tepes, Prince of Wallachia, was a figure in the Medieval era who has become connected with the Dracula legend. Forget bloodsucking, this guy was in to much more hardcore stuff. He impaled friend and foe alike. One he turned back a Turkish army when they saw thousands upon thousands of their comrades dead on wooden stakes. Once, when an envoy refused to take off his turban in his presence Vlad had it nailed to his head.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
Of course, this didn't help Vlad when the Reaper came knocking for him. Eventually he was killed, by the Turks or rebellious nobles we cannot be sure. But his head was cut off, preserved in honey to keep it sweet and then stuck on a pole.
Despite his apparently hideous crimes Vlad was a good ruler. He insisted on total loyalty from his people and his ruthlessness aided him in his war against the Turkish invaders. When first ascending to power one of his first moves was to imprison the treacherous boyars who probably killed his father. And rather than heap favours upon old Lords he apparently prefered to knight members of the peasantry.
Although, as we've seen, it wasn't enough to save him.
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