Christopher Vincent Waters

In memory of Christopher Vincent Waters, who passed away September 8 2010. Hey bro, if you can hear me man, I still never got a chance to show off my new J's. And dude, you were my homie for life, you taught me so much, even how to flirt properly xD. But I'd never forget you man, no one would, you'll always be with us man, no homo. Haha, Vincent was the best friend anyone could have, and he's probably one of the smartest, coolest, and funkiest dudes walking this universe now. He's a mere memory now, but one we'll never forget those times when you backed up all of us, and hey, remember during PE all those funny times me and you trash talked Kianna so much XD those were good times, man. Haha and all those times you and my girl argued whether the Chargers or Cowboys are better, those were good times too.

But before I go, one last thing to say; you taught me so much, and I wouldn't be where where I am right now, just remembering how we met in first grade brings a tear to my eye man. You never lost faith in me bro, well that's most of what I got to say. Just know this man, you'll always be with us, we love you bro, and you're probably in heaven right now. P.S: Give 'em hell, yeah?

No one else in this world could be as cool as Christopher Vincent Waters, we love and miss you bro.

by Hopxy September 10, 2010

Vince Offer

1)Comedian turned salesman that hypnotizes you with his eyeball.

2)Best known for the guy that advertises ShamWow and Slap Slop

2) Archnemesis of Billy Mays(the beard guy that sales OxyClean)

3)You're gonna LOVE HIS NUTS

"Hi, I'm Vince Offer! I sale ShamWow and Slap Slop chopper that chops nuts and all sorts of stuff!

"You're gonna love my nuts"

"It sells itself"

"This TUNA, looks BORING! Stop having a boring tuna, stop having a BORING LIFE"

Viewer: "...My life is boring...Tuna's boring...Must...Obey...EYEBALL"

by BillyMays March 31, 2009

Vincedit

requiring or involving little effort,

being workshy,

idleness,

lazy

A term I've heard many times used with shift workers.

Example.

Joe: I have a 10hr shift today with a short break. It's going to be a long day.

Adam: unlucky mate, I've vincedit, just doing an hour today then I'm going home.

by David79WJ May 4, 2021

Vince

A guy who can entertain you forever. Total pot head though. His voice melts your heart and his looks turn you on to the max. Someone who is a player and comes across as a jerk but when you get to know him, you want him with you forever. Can break your heart with the snap of his fingers and make you cry from happiness with just one text. Seeing him gives you a total lady boner and his skills to sweep you off your feet are perfected. All you want when you see him is him in your bed. A jerk but also the best friend in the world. I love him.

-Woah! Who's that hottie?
-OMG he's such a total Vince right?! Complete chick magnet for me!
-I need to get closer to him! I need him now!

by The Secretive One November 3, 2013

Vincent

Smart man

Tony: yoooooo idk how to do this homework
Chris: dudeeee go ask vincent

by yooooodudeeeeeee February 11, 2017

Vince Wilfork Dump

A dump that fills the entire toilet.

"Dude, I totally just took a "Vince Wilfork Dump". It was massive and smelled terrible."

by Dispassionate Surfer May 25, 2012

Vincent Valentine

A character from Final Fantasy VII who is to fangirls as Tifa is for fanboys. With his cold demeanor, long flowing black locks, giant red cape, and piercing eyes he often causes many fangirls to leave their boyfriends. And yet because of a botched relationship with a girl in the past, he chooses to remain single.

"I think that Vincent Valentine is gonna be my new boyfriend"
"Yea....cept he's not real....and the giant claw kinda gets in the way...unless you're ready for blood loss whilst he holds you"

by Spike7741 July 26, 2006