Vanilla Ice

Eminem's long lost father...

Eminem:"All I remember of my dad is that he had a huge blonde smoke stack with streaks in it.."

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

Stirring the Vanilla

To have sex with a woman so soon after she fucked someone else that there's still cum inside her. Kinda like sloppy seconds.

You mean to tell me you had sex with Julia Friday afternoon? Awww man - I guess I was stirring the vanilla later that evening.

by Jacaranda May 16, 2007

vanilla long john

A penis covered in ejaculate.

I busted such a large nut that my dong has jizzum frosting all along the shaft, a vanilla long john!!

by danglyballzjohn January 22, 2017

Vanilla Hatchet

A vanilla hatchet refers to the act of a caucasian male punishing feminist behavior by fastening a blade to his erect phallus and slashing the perpetrator in the face with said blade.

Mike's wife was engaging in unruly feminist behavior, so he treated her to his infamous vanilla hatchet.

by Stefo July 27, 2006

milli vanilli

The mere mention of the name still calls up the same derision it did when the dance-pop duo's career came to a sudden and ignominious end: Fakers. Frauds. A blatant marketing scam. Their story has been retold countless times: after selling millions of records, Rob Pilatus and Fabrice Morvan were revealed to be models who publicly lip-synced to tracks recorded by anonymous studio vocalists. They became the first act ever stripped of a Grammy award and came to symbolize everything people disliked about dance-pop: it was so faceless that every musician involved could remain anonymous without anyone knowing the difference, so mechanical and artificial that the people who constructed it had to hire models to give it any human appeal, so pandering and superficial that people bought it just for its attachment to a pretty face.

"Girl you know it's true. Ooh Ooh I love you"

by s_N_double_O_P May 18, 2005

Vanelis

Hates vegetables and loves cheese pizza. She will steal the scene in any and all Karaoke songs, even when she's sitting in the audience. Reliable & loveable... Known for her curvaceous assets. She can do side bends or sit ups, but she sure can't loose that butt.

That girl over there got a Vanelis body, daaaaamn!

I'm going out and I'm totally going to Vanelis that karaoke club.

by klinggirl February 2, 2010

Vanilla Prep

Hiding all of your alternative lifestyle paraphernalia when preparing to have vanilla guests over who would be shocked by your personal life.

My parents are coming to visit so I better do Vanilla Prep and hide the sex toys and take the group sex websites off the web history.

by Veronica10 March 22, 2009