Vallied

Fucked up on Valium, stumbling around the place, forgetting things and generally having a good time. Unless you take too many, blackout and wake-up in a police station for having cannonballed through a TV store window just for shits and giggles. But not like you remembered that. You will remember the laceration from having committed some a bartard move, though.

Fuck me look how godfuckingdamn vallied Joe is over there... did he just dip his nutsack into my fucking hot beverage?!

by bignutzstraightouttabrum January 5, 2019

popping vallies

To take illegal pills (usually snapchat ghost shape and/or paracetamol shaped) or to shove ecstasy up you're bum hole when it's wet.

'at the party I was popping vallies' or 'he's so gay he pops vallies'

by Cumshitface69 August 14, 2017

Vally

Vally’s a great guy and has a huge cock and is better than tfue at fortnite

Vally is a Daddykiners

by Johnny werty April 14, 2019

Hidden Vallied

When you perform a sexual act with Ranch dipping sauce (Hidden Valley or ranch with peppercorns) as lube.

"Man I got so wasted last night I hidden vallied"

I took this girl home with me last night dude, Man she Hidden vallied me.

by Blitzmp January 21, 2018