Val

A money loving penny pinching jew

This nigga is a Val, KYS

by 8MMMMaa44 April 5, 2019

val

The action of ruining people's fun and not understanding the word 'similarity'.

Person 1: That car looks like your dad's
Person 2: It's not even the same blue!
Person 3: I can't believe you just did a val

by Kelly_43 January 8, 2018

Val

The biggest fucking pussy you will ever meet. This kid starts crying if it’s too breezy our. He claims to be a Russian but he’d never touch a drop of liquor in his entire life. Needless to say, you wanna be friends with this kid cause of someone insults him, well make sure you can do like the song pumped up kicks and “run faster then his bullets.” He must be a wizard, cause despite the fact that he a total loser, HE GETS MORE PUSSY IN A WEEK THEN YOU DO YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.

Anyone: Val, your such a fag. Suck my dick loser
Val: reaches in locker, *click click* what was that?

by Holland Faggot May 10, 2019

Val

Someone who is horny.

"Wow, that's a Val if I've ever seen one."

by Latina Niga January 12, 2020

Val

Every STD known to man. He is the guy to search up Hentai on the school computer. He will send you anime jokes and try to make you laugh.

Val did it again.

by BeanosSlayer October 19, 2019

Val

Valerie is a sweet caring friend who loves to make her friends laugh. She will spend hours talking with you and will always be there for you! She is talented and a hard worker. She is beautiful and fairly popular, also not afraid to hurt you if necessary!

Caleb: Hey, do you know Val?
Me: Yeah she is rping peppa pig with me
Caleb: oh

by Teddy~Bear April 15, 2020

Val

Val.808.X on Tik Tok is speaking up for men's rights and feelings. She deserves a Urban Dictionary for showing Reflags of Toxic people. She is finger gunning her way into men's hearts.

She was throwing up all kinds of Redflags... I had to Val her ass...

by PlanlosChannel November 30, 2020