Val Val Special

When Valerie squirts her juicy cum in a popsicle maker and then freezes it for a refreshing, cold, dessert after an amazing cream pie sesh.

Shea called me over cause he said he wanted to give me the Val Val Special

by Dickfart April 15, 2020

Val

A slur one calls a bottom

“Stop begging for milfs to spit in your mouth, you sound like such a Val.”

“We get it, you’re a Val.”

“Silence, Val.”

by themilfcouncil April 8, 2021

Val

The coolest, handsomest, smartest, the funniest, and the strongest thing around. Like, damn bro, where'd u get those MUSCLES?

Val is amazing.

by uhnn..~<3 April 2, 2019

Val

An independent person who can do anything they put their mind to, they have a lot of determination and don't quit until their goal is accomplished. If you ever run into a val you'll be extremely lucky to have them in your life and most likely want to keep them around for as long as possible. they're going to a funny, smart, kind, loving, energetic, hard-working, and dependable person for you so make sure you don't miss your chance with them if you find one.

"Woah look him and val are holding hands"
"lucky bastard"

by That_one_lover September 12, 2021

val gamer

In videogames, especially Escape from Tarkov, a person who almost exclusively uses the AS VAL. They are usually clad in the highest quality Slick plate carrier and an Exfil helmet if you encounter one in Tarkov, however it is not exclusive to there, as anyone that is good with the as val (Or its DMR counterpart, the VSS) is, by definition, a val gamer.

"Aw, he got me with a f*cking VAL, man. Stupid val gamers." -Daniel

by Cubebutnot July 28, 2020

Del Val

A school with a relatively mediocre academic reputation, mediocre athletic programs, and mediocre.. well, everything. This school draws from five school districts in butt fuck nowhere, NJ where all of the girls either have tanning beds installed in their basements or waste approximately 4/5 of their part time job money on fake tanning, the guys either wrestle or highly endorse John Deere, and everyone else is basically boring- with the exception of a few.

Del Val has an addiction to not prepping students for life after high school. It's great. Counselors don't really give a shit about 90% of the students (which is about.. 90 students), the school has cut funding for everything, and ever since our gay ex-principal left, it's just been downhill.

Woo hoo Del Val.

by fat kids eat cake January 11, 2011

fro val

1. a slang term for the camp Frost Valley...aka the best camp ever
2. a type of milshake/frozen drink yet to be invented

"i went to fro val first session...when did you go?"
"i could really go for a nice cold fro val fight now!"

by frostvalleylover2 August 24, 2009