once upon a time in mexico there were two gangsters....
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
grandma:do you want to hear a bed time story,
grandchild:yes,sure
grandma:once upon a time there was a pedophile...
by axelrad1993 October 05, 2010
A lovely little town on the River Thames, in between Kingston and Chertsey. Frequented by patrons of a comedy club in the Royal Borough of Greenwich, at the recommendation of comedian John Robins as he introduces the last acts of the night during the Sunday Special. It is common practice to make copious amounts of "whooping", as one might expect, upon arrival in the area of Whoopton. Those who can only master clapping and cheering are not granted passage to this charming riverside town in Surrey.
"So, team, we've master the clapping, we've got the cheering down. I think now it's time for us to take a trip to a lovely little place I call... 'Whoopton-upon-Thames'" - John Robins
by LikeAChap February 08, 2013
The 1800's slang 'butter upon bacon' is used to as a similie-style reference of extravagance or something over the top.
“Aye, I think it's a good idea to add the classical music performance to tonight's event, but don't you think making a kangaroo juggle eight toddlers is a little bit butter upon bacon?”
by C L G January 31, 2021
The un-official mascot of The College of William and Mary. The official mascot being the Griffin, and the official nickname still being 'The Tribe.'
Originally suggested by The Pillory, the satirical magazine at William and Mary, it literally describes a shark blasted from a canon into the stands at the crowd.
Originally suggested by The Pillory, the satirical magazine at William and Mary, it literally describes a shark blasted from a canon into the stands at the crowd.
by Failchild May 23, 2010
A snap story where you talk about past crushes and who you talked to in the past or future and how that you ended up stop liking them.
by jutsmadethisjustbecause February 25, 2020
1. "Upon my troth! Meatballs in my coffee!"
2. "I just got my hand stuck in my back pocket. UPON MY TROTH!"
2. "I just got my hand stuck in my back pocket. UPON MY TROTH!"
by Alistair_123 October 01, 2005
A term typically used by axis of evil fearing, bourgeois males before paying-out a mate over a trivial matter under the false projection that they are merely being a bitch, but when in realty, they would be extremely happy if their mate would actually die. This phrase is repeated by their listener if they also feel a serious lust for the person in questions death.
Peter: Fuckin David, peace be upon him, borrowed my favorite Ed Hardy jumper yesterday without even asking! And I was supposed to wear it to Empire Of The Sun tonight!
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!
Peter: I know.
Johnny: Peace be upon him.
Johnny: What a cocksmoker!
Peter: I know.
Johnny: Peace be upon him.
by BobbyMcNato December 13, 2009