twaddle

Another word for poppycock or nonsense.

My dear old chum, you always talk such twaddle when you've had a few drinks!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003

Twaddle

The greatest last name of all time.

My last name is Twaddle, Bitch!

by The Model March 27, 2009

twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

Ineffable Twaddle

A great deal of nonsense

God, what he was saying was just a bunch of ineffable twaddle. I can't even figure out what he meant!

by Alice Richie July 12, 2015

twiddlebang

1. female masturbation

1. omg, their singer is so hot, I gotta have myself a twiddlebang now!

by 365daygirl February 7, 2010

Twiddle Cunt

A cunt but five times worse

Logan- Ah man why the fuck are you such a Twiddle Cunt!
Wade- A what?

by 123THC June 30, 2018

twiddle dee

A fun loveable person girls call a crazy friend who don't know why they are friends but just love the heck out of each other and do crazy stuff together and will have each other back no matter what

Similar to a best friend but not

Rhea:yo what's the deal with you and Mia I thought Jake was ur best friend
Kyrie: we're not best friends, Mia is my twiddle dee

by Not ur twiddle dee. Teehee June 6, 2021