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Turtleing

A sex move performed on females, where the other participate makes the awkward turtle* with their hands, but closes the fingers over top of each other to create an almost a fist, and turns to a 90 degree angle and proceeds to penetrate the vagina with the fist, while rubbing the clitoris and anus with the thumbs.

*For those who don't know the awkward turtle is made by putting one hand on top of the other, palms facing down with the thumbs pointing out the side, and rotating your thumbs as if they are flippers.
I cant wait to use this new turtleing sex move man!
by louise46 December 10, 2010
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Turtleing

To turn a backpack inside out to trick someone. Causing them to think you cut there shoulder straps off
I was turtleing backpacks all 2nd period
by Dick 33 October 19, 2008
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turtledove

A turd unexpectedly pops out but full defecation has not occured. You haven't soiled yourself but extra wiping may be required.
I almost had a shart, thank goodness it was only a turtledove.
by YoJimmy November 5, 2006
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Turtleson

Most Turtleson are ghetto Mexicans.
Guy 1: Who's that idiot?
Guy 2: Oh, that's just a Turtleson...
by FuckkFresno November 27, 2012
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turtleholic

A person who is obsessed with turtles and would die without them. They need turtles in order to survive the hardships of everyday life.
"Yea, Susie's in rehab because she's a turtleholic."
by JJJHS April 29, 2014
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turtleshorts

bro did u switch late flip el toro? Turtleshorts already did that
by turtleshorts June 10, 2020
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turtletree

a human being that likes trees and turtles but also likes green. Like to use light mode on everything except discord and usually a chill person. Like to daydream about frolicking on a sunny grassy hill with a tree and a turtle. People who hate on these people are monsters that don't have a heard and are fucking idiots. Don't be like sam. Be like turtletree.
my friend sam is a turtletree and loves to play sports.
by Sam_Da_bam_1324 December 21, 2021
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