A slang word for sex, popular in the Northwestern US and the California coast. Mostly in Asian communities.

Derived from the expression "Selling Tofu", a Chinese euphemism for prostitution
Leah and Benjamin are in the bedroom having tofu.
by Sean-E July 30, 2008
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a non-existent god/nymph that frolics merrily alongside his imaginary companion Kiwii.
OMG, did you just see that tofu???
by Kiwii Imaginary March 20, 2011
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Tastes good if you like rubber.
Brad : do you want tofu with your stir fry
Chad : no I don't want rubber in my stir fry
by Hirorails May 24, 2018
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(acronym) Trash, Open, Forward Unopened. Physical mail options for roommate who has moved out.
you: *texts photo of big bulk coupon envelope* TOFU?
old roommate: trash it. thx fam
by saintsundere November 14, 2021
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Tofu, also known as bean curd, is a food prepared by coagulating soy milk and then pressing the resulting curds into solid white blocks of varying softness; it can be silken, soft, firm, extra firm or super firm. Beyond these broad textural categories, there are many varieties of tofu. It has a subtle flavour, so it can be used in savoury and sweet dishes. It is often seasoned or marinated to suit the dish and its flavours, and due to its spongy texture, it absorbs flavours well.

Nutritionally, tofu is low in calories, while containing a relatively large amount of protein. It is high in iron and can have a high calcium or magnesium content depending on the coagulants (e.g. calcium chloride, calcium sulphate, magnesium sulphate) used in manufacturing.

Tofu first originated in China and has been consumed within China for over 2,000 years dating back to the Han dynasty. It is also a traditional component of the cuisines of East and Southeast Asia, including in Indonesia, Japan, Korea, Singapore, Thailand and Vietnam.

Amount Per 100 grams:
Calories 76
% Daily Value*
Total Fat 4.8 g 7%
Saturated fat 0.7 g 3%
Cholesterol 0 mg 0%
Sodium 7 mg 0%
Potassium 121 mg 3%
Total Carbohydrate 1.9 g 0%
Dietary fiber 0.3 g 1%
Protein 8 g 16%
Vitamin C 0% Calcium 35%
Iron 30% Vitamin D 0%
Vitamin B6 0% Cobalamin 0%
Magnesium 7%
The tofu satay for £ 3.50 is also a nice vegetarian appetizer.

It's known that plant estrogens in soy products like tofu can help.

It is vegan and based on tofu (soya bean curd ), miso (fermented soya paste ), mushrooms and garlic.
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Adjective - ( always written with a capital T)

1. used as a description. A person that is dull on his or her own, but lights up in a crowd.

Or

2. Used as an insult. A person who adapt to different environment and/or crowds but doesn’t seem to have a personality of their or refuse’s to show it. In this case the person seeks to deceive or manipulate
1.
-That guys hot...
-don’t waste your time girl! I’ve dated him and he’s definitely a Tofu.

2.
Are you sure? That guy seems nice!

I tell you man don’t trust him he’s a Tofu.

Or

I hate that bitch! Everywhere she goes people are so nice to her, from the bosses to the new hire’s. Little they know, she’s a Tofu
by Arvinshake84 October 6, 2020
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Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite
"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.
by jrcdmc June 19, 2011
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