TOFT

Noun: A girl who is not good looking enough to be hot in her own right, but that one is willing to sleep with in a desperate situation or a situation where their friend may sleep with a hot chick. Toft is an acronym which stands for Take One For the Team.

A: Bro check out those broads over there!
B: Dude those are major Tofts my friend, major Tofts.

C: So what happened last night brother?
D: Dude I had my beer goggles on, woke up beside a major Toft...
C: Ouch!

by Chimichanga13 August 30, 2010

TFTB

Try For The Best

Good luck cheer team! TFTB at State!

by brman April 18, 2010

Mary Toft

To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.

A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.

See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia

by rabbitrabbitrabbitrabbit October 8, 2010

TOFTI

Too Old For The Internet - Someone that is unable to keep up with the speed of memes.

Jesus, my dad is such a TOFTI he's still trying to rickroll people like it's 2007 and he doesn't even know to disguise the url.

by edydantes November 12, 2010

toftt

To allow the team to pleasure themselves at your expense. Usually a homosexual encounter. Many men would enjoy themselves due to the sacrifice of one man.

It was some poor Bubba's turn to Take One for the TeaM (TOFTT), so each player took turns with him in the locker room, starting with the offense and then the defense.

by bigdog0311 September 28, 2011

Tofting

The act of plumping up one's wet pubic hair after a shower or bath.

Susan enjoyed tofting whilst drying herself after a hot bath. After all it wasn't done to dress with a still-wet bush.

by discotropolis December 9, 2008

tootbomb

When a half man, half rediculous lays a fresh flatulence upon another person as a malicious act or act of defiance.

OMG.. Jay just dropped a tootbomb on my shoulder!

by Jody Vengeance February 2, 2008