sweeney todded

to kill in a vicious, cold-hearted, malicious way.
that motherfucker deebo owed me $10. he ain't pay me so i sweeney todded that assclown.
by assclown fucktart January 28, 2008
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sweeney todded

1) To kill someone gruesomely.
2) Originates from the movie/musical known as 'Sweeney Todd'. In this movie, Johnny Depp plays the role of Sweeney Todd, a barber that slits peoples throat while giving them a shave.
3) To Sweeney todd someone, you would have to kill them in the same manner as Sweeney Todd himself of an alternative way that is just as horrific.
-John Rambo sweeney todded an entire league of Burmese militia.
by Nero117~ January 28, 2008
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joe tod

adj. A general idiot. Often used to describe someone with limited official qualifications or someone who finds it difficult to concentrate.
"Dude!? Are you serious? You have 4 GCSE's? Fucckkkkkk, you're a total Joe tod"
by themanthemyththemaverik December 23, 2011
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on me tod

To be on ones own. Also known as "on me bill".
Everyone left the kitchen so I was on me tod.
by greengoosela February 14, 2017
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Tod Slaughter

A jumped up, sexing his own bum English gentleman who was interviewed by Borat Ishmael Chorkyz Sagdiyev about the sport of Bowling on a Channel 4 documentary. He finds his own quips hilaric and oestentacious, occasionally secreting excrement from his anus hole and in to his Y-front knickers, therefore creating a Prarie Dog, a.k.a. Touching Cloth. His favourite personal characteristic is his nickname, or his pseudonym, nome de gerre or soubriquet - Tod. He loves it and truly - if it was humanly possible, would intercourse oneself on a numerous and occasional basis.
1) Tod: "Tod Slaughter...Tawwwd Slawwghuter!"
"I always think of it...laaaaughter - with an S in front"

2) "My first name Tod - 'tis a nickname...a pseudonym, a nome de gerre...a soubriquet."
by Olli Phillips February 07, 2007
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tod head

Tod head is someone who has a tiny ass body and a humongous chungus sized head
Brooo look! That bitch is a tod head!”
by TODHEADCHUNGUS December 05, 2019
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todding the dog

neglecting your wife's pet
Wow, talk about todding the dog, the poor thing just fell in the sewer!
by Tony Schoenling September 11, 2020
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