Toading

When you wank someone off with the back of your leg, between the thigh and calf, whilst both reading a copy of Wind in the willows.

"Hey man, got a good toading last night" "Hope you had a good read of that son of a bitch too, good book!!"

by Butt Chief. April 20, 2013

toading

In a RPG, online MUD or online community, to be toaded means to be kicked out, deleted or killed. This is in virtual reality.

If someone did something wrong in a community and everyone wanted him gone, they would want a toading.

by Jack's Medulla Oblongata November 26, 2007

Toad

the past tense of tell

I toad you not ta touch my moonshine, now I'm gunnu wup yer ass!

by podankster April 22, 2004

toads

An abbreviation to the word 'totally'

-"I don't know, should i go to the pub?"

-"Oh man, you should toads come to the pub with us"

by Chrissers July 18, 2006

Toad

there are many ways to use the word toad, one example is, an item or person that represents what is a "barr" moment. Another example is when a person is at bat, or put under pressure, his or her teammates or colleagues can support that person by yelling "toooaaadd!". Or, finally you can use the word toad to say hello to another person.

Toad?", "hey what do you say now toooaaaaaddddd!!!". "Hey whats up toad"

by LAVA! March 7, 2011

Toad

Lil nigga.

“Man I been into her since I was a toad!”

by Chado Baby February 9, 2021

TOAD

A cute kissable creature that often does silly stuff. Known as a ‘Silly Toad’

“You’ve got ketchup on your jumper you silly toad”
“ you’re going to fall you silly toad”
“What are you, a Toad” aka - Silly Toad

by Funny Definitions 1234 December 29, 2018