Definitions by beese

toad 

a fat man with much of the facial obesity, who works in the AV room and has a special helper who ensures that he is moist enough and doesn't dry out. he also wears braces and is sometimes spotted in asda. his attitude towards humans is not always positive.

we need to go and see the toad to get a camera.
im not giving the toad any of my bithday cake.

toad by beese September 2, 2008

hippo 

A human with many chins whos rude nature and selfishness make her wide and hated.

there is a hippo living in my house and i wish she would depart.

hippo by beese September 1, 2008

melligator 

naming word for a german and swiss origined person. often found drinking in bars.

there is a melligator in the bar, drinking all the booze!

melligator by beese August 30, 2008

ChairMan 

The toughest Chair wieldin SOB to walk the earth.

The Chairman

ChairMan by Beese April 7, 2003