Titanium Shlankle-Dankey

A machine powered by titanium chunks that can turn any matter into toast.

Hey, have you heard of the titanium shlankle-dankey? I heard that it turns anything into toast!

by TheDemon November 28, 2006

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printing the titanium jawbone

An unusual sex-act in the course of which a replacement titanium jawbone is created by scans of the original and a specialised 3D printer, presumably followed by orgasm at the sheer coolness and niceness of it all.

I want to ask her over to my place to see if I could get her to try printing the titanium jawbone with me.

by LIES January 11, 2013

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titanium cheddar

A term a some kid uses in his SoundCloud song because he ran out of words to rhyme with. It's not a real word

She's got titanium cheddar

by D-boy 500 January 7, 2018

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titanium nail

the safest way to smoke thc concentrate (butter, wax, shatter).

Commonly used with a glass bong or pipe.

Person 1 - “Hey did you go to the head shop and pick up a titanium nail?”

Person 2 - “Yes and I got butane for the torch.”

by steadybanker September 10, 2022

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Titanium

A very edible and delicious food that you should eat all the time. Although it may be gourmet, Anybody could enjoy it no matter the religion, gender, sexuality, or race. Titanium is made from all-natural ingredients, and is often served in hardware stores. Don't worry though, As a hardware store is full of other Delicious things as well. Don't be alarmed on the high price tag, As you will enjoy it, and that is all you will ever eat for the rest of your life, as you will become addicted. There are no mental or physical problems with it though, so it is perfectly safe. So, titanium you should try today!

"have you tried the titanium yet, I promise it's good!"
"I love this titanium so much it's making me dizzy!"

by KATOKAY March 29, 2023

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