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ticket to kick it

Something used to gain entry to an event or function, or to hang with someone.

Your ticket to kick it
Guy #1: "Let me come to the party tonight, i've got 5 hot girls ready to get loose."

Guy #2: "Alright thats your ticket to kick it right there."

OR

Guy: "Whats up girl, you wanna chill? I got a fat sack we can smoke."

Girl: "Yeah for sure let's do it."
by d.nicholas July 2, 2008
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ticket stamping

to repeatedly penetrate or fuck the aural cavity of another with one's tongue
"SHE'S GREAT AT TICKET STAMPING, BRAH. HER TONGUE WAS ALL UP IN MY EAR."
by all_yr_songs November 18, 2011
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ticket clipper

Someone (often a middleman) who appears to provide a service (but does not) and charges you a fee.

Examples:
1. Ticketmaster gouging you with fees for printing out a ticket to the event you booked at home.
2. Job recruiters who take your information and use it to apply to jobs publicly posted online by a company.
3. A mortgage broker who offers a standard product that you could have found on your own with ease and adds his commission

Origin: Possibly the finance and superannuation community in Australia.
"The current system is great for the funds themselves, and for the many rent seekers and ticket clippers in the superannuation sector. "
by JimTheMerchant April 3, 2020
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ticket nazi

the woman cop in south bound brook new jersey that gives tickets for the littlest things
"im riding my bike without a helmet OH NO HERE COMES THE TICKET NAZI"
by rhyann August 26, 2005
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ticket de metro

French slang describing a girl's pubic hair, shaved entirely except for a small area which is around the same size a metro ticket.
Ooh la la, avez-vous le voir? She's got a hot ticket de metro!
by c'est vraiment moi! January 21, 2010
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Ticket Nazi

Ticket Nazis (or Transit Officers)are people who work for City RAil and walk around all day checking tickets, making sure that you do not have your feet on the seat infront of you or getting drunk on the train after work. They generaly walk together in packs of 2-10 in grey uniforms with knight sticks, guns, pepper spray, hand cuffs, pens and infringement book, steel capped boots to kick small children and old ladys with and have very good eye sight that can spot clevage from 3 train cars away. They are often sexist and will not fine someone if they have boobs.
Example conversation-1-"God damn its the Ticket Nazis. Have you got a ticket Dude"?
"Fuck I dont have any money, got laid off the other day and dont have a steady cash flow to pay for a ticket. Do you think I'll get a fine"?
"Yeah dude Ticket Nazis are fucking scumbag assholes that are too fat and stupid to get into the actual police force. They hold massive grudges and are out for blood. I bet they would even fine a decaying corps if it was on a city Rail platform without a ticket".

Example conversation-2-"Hey that Ticket Nazi is looking at my girls tits! What a fucking sexist prick!"
by Reichsführer Jacemon September 14, 2008
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ticket stub

in British slang, a tab of paper soaked with LSD.
I was chewin' on a ticket stub
by fratelli March 8, 2007
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