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Thumbthumbs

A cat with a serious problem. Mainly white cats. A cat with freaking thumbs
I think your dog is a thumbthumbs.
by pikachuphantom February 5, 2010
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Thumby

sticking a thumb up a man's ass just before he climaxes
Oh girl I am about to finish, gimme a thumby!!
by Bundestag May 29, 2018
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Thumbsy-Bump

When you and a bro each stick their thumb up their ass and bump knuckles while turned backwards
Me and and the bros always thumbsy-bump at the end of a party. Last night me and kyle did a frontwards thumbsy-bump, our dicks touched but no homo.
by Thumbsy-bumper June 19, 2019
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Thumpty Wumpty

Someone who’s extremely stupid and/or skinny fat. Bonus points if they’re both
“omg he’s such a Thumpty Wumpty I can’t even
by Swazzleberry August 30, 2023
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Thumbtrap

When you open TikTok/Insta "just for a second" and your thumb keeps scrolling for hours even though your brain is screaming at you to stop. The algorithm has trapped your thumb in an infinite loop.
"Dude, I got thumbtrapped until 4 AM watching cat videos I didn't even like."

"My phone says I spent 6 hours on Reels yesterday. Total thumbtrap."
by Captology November 2, 2025
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Thumbtrap

That dissociative state where your hand is swiping but your mind checked out 20 minutes ago. You're aware you're wasting time but physically cannot stop scrolling.
"I was so thumbtrapped I missed my stop on the train."
by Exintrovertion November 2, 2025
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Clumsy thumbsy

When you're fingering a girl and you "accidentally" put a finger in her butthole

Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
Stacy: wtf?!
Dan: sorry I guess I'm a little clumsy thumbsy tonight
by shelbers34 March 9, 2015
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