thermal abuse

Creating discomfort by purposefully putting cold appendages on your partner's warm body.

My wife is the master of thermal abuse, the bitch won't stop putting her cold feet on my back while I'm trying to sleep!

by SteveTrivet August 18, 2017

Thermal

Thermal can mean 3 different things. the first thing it can mean is to have intercourse with. The second is to Murder or Destroy severly. Lastly thermal means to get or be intoxicated

1.Sex-I'm going to thermal that girl I've been talking to lately

2.Murder or severly hurt-That guy has been pissing me off, he's gonna get Thermal'd

3.Intoxicate-Yesterday me and my best friend got completley Thermal'd at jake's party

by Chris Duran July 22, 2007

thermal

adjective-----not being able to tell people within a four year younger range the truth fearing that they are too young and that you will corrupt them..hahhhahh

Andrea (15 year old): Wow...that college guy is so thermal...he wouldn't tell me what he did last because he thinks that I'm to naive to handle it.

by caroliiiiiii January 14, 2010

thermal event

An exothermic reaction where large amounts of smoke are generated but no flames are observed.

My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.

by coldandbothered November 20, 2010

Thermal Bear

Basically, it's having sexual intercourse inside the hide of a bear. It doesn't necessary need to be bear hide, but it's best if it is because as the male is ready to ejaculate, he can get off the woman, point his penis at the bear's head and yell out "TAKE THAT YOU FUCKIN' BEAR!!"

Friend #1: "Have you tried the thermal bear?"
Friend #2: "...no"
Friend #1: "You're missing out on some good shit then"

by ElmoMonster September 17, 2012

thorvald

Typically a farmer with a very large head, who thinks he is a viking from Sweden.

Person 1: Why does he have such a large head?
Person 2: He is a mutant
Person 1: Let's call it a Thorvald !

by Hans zonder J January 6, 2017

ThermalBlitz

When you’ve just finished an intense workout at the gym and your side piece text you saying her mans no longer home..so you have to blitz to her house

Bro #1: Yo that guy just ran 70 miles and benches 260lbs why is he running out with his car keys in his hands?

Bro#2: His sidepiece must of let him know she’s ready he’s about to thermalblitz over there

by SoldMySoul May 27, 2018