thored

when a sober, usually slutly girl has sex with a very inebriated, nearly unconscious male. Usually the male is only alerted to the fact that the thoring has happening after the sex has occured

My friend Kevin was wasted last night and totally got thored by that girl he was dancing with, he better get tested.

by darline December 13, 2006

Thoreson

Thoreson is the greatest last name ever thought of by human minds referring to a God. Thoreson derives, and is said to be, the offspring of the great Nordic God Thor, God of Thunder.

Thoreson is a last name.

by Thoreson February 5, 2010

Fredrik Thordendal

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.

Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.

by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010

thorganizer

The agent providing a complete social, sportive and professional calendar animating a massive community of friends and believers in an emotional but generous, bullying but jovial, manner. With the power and fury of the red-headed God of Thunder in pagan Norse and Germanic mythologies, the character of the individual acting as thorganizer provides the primary and princpal share of the emotional driving and binding forces behind the group, as he both feeds on and amplifies the social and affective energies at the core of the group's dynamics. By definition, precedence and practice, communities supported by a thorganizer span both borders and continents; expatriates are most common members, although "locals" are both welcomed and loved. (The British version of this term "thorganiser" is not orthographically correct, although forgiven.)

"Although the thorganizer is momentarily out of contact, the Ultimate Frisbee team planned a match in the Balkans, met for a music festival in Norway and re-united for skiing in Canada."

by Steven Uy January 9, 2009

Thokes

An awful hormone that lives inside children until the age of 15. On the teenagers 15th birthday, they are relieved of most sympotoms, such as bitchiness, arguing and general crapiness. Some of the side effects of Thokes are forgetfulness, tiredness and sometimes, amazing hilarity. Some of the symptoms can live on past the age of 15, but cases are rare.

Guy 1: Oh, I'm so tired.

Guy 2: God damn Thokes.

Guy 1: Yeah it's a flucking bitch.

Guy 2: Like our 14 year old selves.

by Necca Crurley and Jeck Stocks February 28, 2013

thorax law

n.

1. A defender of the undefendable.

2. A mythical savior who has forged the world with his two mighty fists, friendship, and mediocrity.

3. Popular matress size just above 'King'.
v.

1. To be horrible or just below terrible.

2. To totally kick ass to an extreme degree.

3. An effective mode of transportation, like riding a bike, but slower and just as fast.

"Wow Jimmy, you really thorax lawed my science project."

"Quick, we got to run to the hospital, grandma just got thorax lawed in the face!"

"If we don't give her a bucket, she'll just thorax law all over the carpet."

"It took me so long since I was thorax lawing all the way here."

by tapo November 29, 2003

Lord Thor

A mighty opponent in war, lover of Marvel, definitely no mincer!

The humble foe flounced off when faced with the mighty Lord thor

by Coup_Boo March 13, 2019