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Tistle

When you tistle you reverse cowgirl ride a shemale pornstar, making that chick with a dick cum inside of you so hard you end up having to abort 19 of the fetuses they put inside of you separately
Oh, Caitlin Jenner is SUPER good when she hits that fat but in me! I’ve never had someone tistle in me so good before
by YummyChode69 January 28, 2019
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thirstlete

Someone thirsty af who’s always running errands while sporting revealing workout gear to get attention
You think she’s headed to the gym with her makeup and hair done?

Nah, she’s a thirstlete.
by aka_brooklyn September 3, 2022
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WITTLE THISTER

MY WITTLE THISTER IS GOING WITH ME TO THE STORE.
by BIG BROTHER7 June 10, 2010
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thistlepus

Thistlepus resides in Ancient Greece and is an adventurous, intelligent and empathetic individual. You can often find her walking through fields of golden wheat at night looking at the stars, wondering what else is out there. She is a great friend and an even greater enemy, don't get on her bad side. If you are fortunate enough to know her your life will be enriched.
Thistlepus is always there when you need her.
by Toll Collector August 22, 2020
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Thustler

A person that don't do drugs nor party but still enjoys life like fuck.
I wanna change my life style for good and become Thustler.
by Mo'Thus September 30, 2015
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Getting thisted

When I shove some milk thistle up Thews b hole
by Haunchy January 30, 2021
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Thisted

Being drunk, high, and tabbed out
"Man he just popped two tabs, smoked three bowls, and drank 10 beers, he's freakin thisted"
by Auskeatskeat March 9, 2009
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