You'r selling the team

Is an internet phrase commonly used in battle royale games about you not helping the {squad}. also commonly associated with toxicity.

"stop missing your shots you'r SELLING THE TEAM BRO"

by rpmm24alternete October 18, 2018

Shelling the Port

Naval term for smashing a land based female

I shelled the port when we stopped over at portmouth docks - shelling the port

by The Sleeper mk2 January 17, 2012

sell the wood

An expression originating from the Albanian version (me i shit drunjte) which means that one is extremely smashed.

- Did you sell the wood?
- Yeah, I am very drunk!

by pidhiqyqes June 10, 2009

Sell the House

What you say when things go so wrong that there's no chance that they could get better or when you mess something up to the point that you cant fix it. Saying this is usually accompanied by throwing your hands in the air and turning away. This is usually an over-reaction.

"Hey, I just spilled sour milk all over the carpet... Screw it, sell the house!"

"I think I left my kid at the grocery store... Sell the house!"

by IThinkImFunny June 11, 2013

sell the wood

To get severely drunk while clubbing in Kosovo to the extend that you would sell anything you have to get some extra money and buy more alcohol.
The expression comes from Albanian and is becoming popular among English people visiting Kosovo.

A: I think he is about to sell the wood!
B: No mate, he is out of stock!

by Piqka June 9, 2009

Never the Twain shall meet

A phrase that serves to clarify the fact that Mark Twain and Shania Twain have never met, and indeed will never meet, on account of his dying some 55 years before her birth.

Man 1: "Have Mark Twain and Shania Twain ever met? Indeed, will they ever meet?"
Man 2: "No. Never the Twain shall meet."

by PatrickNewman October 28, 2010

“The truth shall set you free”

Actually, this saying is ITSELF one of the LEAST “true” statements of all time… as we are all too painfully aware, “coming clean” to the powers-that-be (i.e., parents, teachers, policemen, etc.) seldom if ever actually gains or maintains your “freedom”; in fact, usually the **exact opposite** occurs whenever you bravely/penitently reveal your shameful secrets like this --- rather than their extending any significant “charity” (i.e., mercy or forgiveness) to you in response to your trustingly/naively-admitted revelations of past transgressions, these hypocritical and out-of-touch-with-reality sadists generally do everything they can to CURTAIL your freedom and otherwise make you as miserable as possible, such as giving you an extended time-out, grounding you for an outrageously-long period, making you stay in from recess, throwing you in the slammer for a few days, and so on. So unless there is some serious injustice that your silence is maintaining (such as that an innocent person is being blamed/punished for something that you did), it’s usually wise to follow Will Roger’s advice to “never pass up a good chance to shut up”… contrary to what these authority-figures may try to assure you, they generally do **not** “have your best interests at heart”… about all they actually wanna do is try to soothe their **own** perpetually-gnawing consciences by being overly hard on anyone under their care!

My conscience was pricking me after hearing the local minister preaching about “the truth shall set you free”, and so like the total dumba** that I am, I went to the police station and admitted to the desk-sergeant about my having swiped a few candy-bars and a couple bottles of soda from the local Circle-K over the past six months; rather than just smiling and praising me for “being a good boy” to be so honest, though, the officer merely slapped da cuffs on me and made me cool my heels in jail for 48 hours! Talk about a letdown --- he didn’t even seem to care about my protests that he was blatantly going against what the preacher had just said was supposed to happen when we admit our sins! I think I’ll sue that minister for misrepresentation and deceitful speech --- I shoulda merely kept my big mouth shut, just as I always have in the past regarding stuff like this! And then he wonders why he has such a hard time gaining or keeping church-members!

by QuacksO November 25, 2018